Me: So, you're here to Know out about my tamagotchi?
Kid: Yes, yes I do wanna know about your tamagotchi!!!
Me: Really?
Kid: Yuppers!!!
Me: But...
Kid: COME ON YOU WEIRDO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR TAMA!!!
Me: Too bad
(Kid kicks me)
Me: OWWWEEEEE!!!
Kid: Tell me.
(I leave)
Kid: You better get back here or I'll...
Kid's mom: Greg get back in here! I told you not to stay out after dark!
Kid: Mom... (exhales) coming.
Me: Weew. that was close