"I was laughing while eating and now there's a big pile of chewed chicken on my desk"-SouthParkKennyfan
"I can do amazing things with Microsoft Powerpoint" *makes a star have a purple glow* "See?"- Me when we were making slideshows at school
"The square root of a hippopotamus is fat"- My friend when she misheard my math teacher. She thought he asked what the square root of a hippopotamus was.