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This topic makes me giggle. Loudly. It's their body. Don't tell them how to run it. It's no secret that it isn't good for you, but they can do it anyway. Eating junk food isn't healthy and you all still eat it. Don't tell people how to run their bodies. How would you like it if you woke up with...

Look up Elizabeth Bathory. That's about as close as we're going to get to real vampires. Hear any stories about people smashing through plaster walls without a scratch on 'em lately?

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Two words: TOO. SHORT. If that is meant to be a chapter, then I am seriously let down. Honestly, a chapter should be at the LEAST a thousand or so words! What is that, 70, 100 words? Although there are some altogether enraging typos in there, I'd say the style is a head above the rest, at least...

On Tamatalk? Hm. Probably the one I'm typing up right here and now. In ALL UF DA WUUUURLD, probably that thesis I wrote about Global Warming. It was about 10,000 words or so. Not as long as long cat, though D:

God? Who is that? Oh, yeah, that guy who throws us into a pit of fiery despair and sorrow if we do bad things. But he loves us, you say? Har. Har har har. I'll stick to a God that isn't totally two-faced, thanks. Perhaps I could just start worshiping this Long Cat fellah.

Literature=MAH BAYBY. I cannot live without writing a smidge of text every day. For the most part, though, I plot ways to "neutralize" my enemies, such as bad grammar-man, and chat-speak guy.

Oh noes? Hide the children! Hide the children! No one is safe! Hit the dirt!