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Have you had any stupid phone calls like I have? First, my Uncle Sean called at 4 a.m. saying how he felt bad for us because on the news it said someone's apartment burned down, and it was a mile away from ours. He was moaning and yawning "I'm so sorry about the apartment burning down and I...

Well, what are all the things you want to do before death? I think if I share mine, I'll lose all dignity I never had.. Well... ... ... You can't lose what you never had! Well, I guess you can in a way but.. 1. Learn how to Bellydance 2. Run around the park dressed as a stormtrooper 3. Run...