1. Yeah sure eagles sore but at least weaels don't get sucked into jet engines....
2.Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
3.How many of you beleve in psycho-kinesis. Raise my hand.
4.OK, so what's the speed of dark???
5.What happens when you get scared half to death. TWICE????
6.Ok, the early bird get's the worm. The second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
7.Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.
8.A day without sunshine is like night.
9.How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
10.Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have!