Neon Pegasus

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  1. *points to desk* This is where I would put my 3ds and copy on Animal Crossing New Leaf. IF I HAD A 3DS AND A COPY OF ANIMAL CROSSING NEW LEAF

  2. boobytrap backwards is partyboob

  3. salt water is really nasty ew

    1. Stay_gold_

      Stay_gold_

      if im at the beach and i get soe in my mouth i practically vomit.

  4. *PEES EVERYWHERE* IM SO EXITED FOR ANIMAL CROSSING NEW LEAF AND I DONT EVEN HAVE A 3DS YET. *does a backflip out the window*

  5. i go downstairs and theres a large hole in the wall. wow ok

  6. my gecko jumped out of my hand, fell 3 feet, and landed on the floor. She's okay, but it was scary

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    2. urayoungmemetchiv4.5
    3. Orandatchi
    4. tamaninjacat

      tamaninjacat

      Same thing happened to my cat. She fell off the couch and bumped her head. :(

  7. SCREAMS I WANT THE BOOK WINGS OF FIRE THE HIDDEN KINGDOM RIGHT NOW UGGUGUG

  8. when i was little i kissed a picture of a dragon

  9. i had a plate of fruit and i thought there were only apple slices on it. but there was actually 1 plum slice that looked exactly like an apple slice. so i wasnt looking at the plate and ate the plum slice and i was so surprised at how sour it was so i spit it on the computer and screamed.

    1. dazzilitchigirl

      dazzilitchigirl

      Why did you scream?

    2. Owl

      Owl

      HAHAHA this just made my life.

    3. triforceman
  10. can someone lend me 400 dollars to buy a life sized inflatable elephant

    1. *Hayden*

      *Hayden*

      XD, where will you fit it?

    2. Neon Pegasus

      Neon Pegasus

      ill put it in my yard. and ill name the elephant bill

    3. Oranda

      Oranda

      your mom will pop it though

  11. u like tatu? tatu is awesome ok

  12. never look directly at the sun

    1. tamagirl1017

      tamagirl1017

      one of my cats used to do that.

    2. It`s Teri

      It`s Teri

      1F YOU LOOK D1R3CTLY 4T TH3 SUN YOU W1LL GO BL1ND TRUST M3 >:[

  13. i spilled soda in my lap. so. cold. *shudders*

  14. *cries because i cant have 364 toy snakes*

    1. triforceman

      triforceman

      *gives 365 toy snakes*

    2. Owl
    3. Neon Pegasus

      Neon Pegasus

      yay *makes the ultimate mega-snake with 50 heads*

  15. I CAN BUY 864 TOY SNAKES FOR 25 CENTS THIS IS HEAVEN

    1. CrystalMimitchi

      CrystalMimitchi

      Uh... what? XD

    2. x.//StoryTeller//.x

      x.//StoryTeller//.x

      So...That would be about .35 fraction of a cent for one snake?

  16. oops i flushed cat litter down the toilet

  17. I was in the kitchen eating grapes. And i saw some bacon on a plate on the counter. i forgot the grape was in my mouth, so i put bacon in my mouth while i was still chewing a grape. nasty

    1. riririn

      riririn

      gross :( That's happened to me with chewing gum and pizza XD

  18. ok apparently a lady is in a romantic relationship with the berlin wall

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    2. tamagotchialice

      tamagotchialice

      Puffy Snivy I searched it and nothing came up

       

    3. Mamapatchi
    4. ZombieButterflies

      ZombieButterflies

      Because they are attracted to objects. It doesn't have to make sense to others, as long as these people are happy, that is all that matters.

       

       

  19. ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ ༽ yummy

  20. """"""""""""""""""""""""|\|_ ................|.......SHANMOOB........|||"|""\__ ................|__________________|||_|___|) ................!(@)'(@)""""**!(@)(@)****!(@).""

  21. ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ ༽ m͎̼͔̗͟o̴͍i̷s̹̯̺͜t͔̻̣̦̱̤͚ụ̟͇̫r͈͈͕̞̠͍͙i̠̟z̬̝͜e ̖̺̣̼̦̭m̛̞̼̩̻̺̥e̮̘͔̞͚̹

    1. triforceman

      triforceman

      It's scary help

       

    2. What?

      What?

      Yeay Doctor Who!

  22. I stepped on a tiny shard of glass, so i used a needle to poke around the wound and get the glass out. im so metal

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    2. PixieTama123

      PixieTama123

      that means your as fragile as fun.

    3. Midorime

      Midorime

      Pffft, I used throat spray on my toe before to numb it and do a little 'home surgery' and remove an ingrown nail. :P

    4. Midorime

      Midorime

      in retrospect oragel might have worked better...