Neon Pegasus

*points to desk* This is where I would put my 3ds and copy on Animal Crossing New Leaf. IF I HAD A 3DS AND A COPY OF ANIMAL CROSSING NEW LEAF

boobytrap backwards is partyboob

salt water is really nasty ew

*PEES EVERYWHERE* IM SO EXITED FOR ANIMAL CROSSING NEW LEAF AND I DONT EVEN HAVE A 3DS YET. *does a backflip out the window*

i go downstairs and theres a large hole in the wall. wow ok

name 5 things you would put in a pentagram to summon me

my gecko jumped out of my hand, fell 3 feet, and landed on the floor. She's okay, but it was scary

SCREAMS I WANT THE BOOK WINGS OF FIRE THE HIDDEN KINGDOM RIGHT NOW UGGUGUG

when i was little i kissed a picture of a dragon

i had a plate of fruit and i thought there were only apple slices on it. but there was actually 1 plum slice that looked exactly like an apple slice. so i wasnt looking at the plate and ate the plum slice and i was so surprised at how sour it was so i spit it on the computer and screamed.

can someone lend me 400 dollars to buy a life sized inflatable elephant

u like tatu? tatu is awesome ok

never look directly at the sun

i spilled soda in my lap. so. cold. *shudders*

*cries because i cant have 364 toy snakes*

I CAN BUY 864 TOY SNAKES FOR 25 CENTS THIS IS HEAVEN

oops i flushed cat litter down the toilet

I was in the kitchen eating grapes. And i saw some bacon on a plate on the counter. i forgot the grape was in my mouth, so i put bacon in my mouth while i was still chewing a grape. nasty

ok apparently a lady is in a romantic relationship with the berlin wall

༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ ༽ yummy

higurashi is confusing me so much

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Dragons

༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ ༽ m͎̼͔̗͟o̴͍i̷s̹̯̺͜t͔̻̣̦̱̤͚ụ̟͇̫r͈͈͕̞̠͍͙i̠̟z̬̝͜e ̖̺̣̼̦̭m̛̞̼̩̻̺̥e̮̘͔̞͚̹

I stepped on a tiny shard of glass, so i used a needle to poke around the wound and get the glass out. im so metal