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And song references XD

We were in my launguage class, and he gives us these little quickwrite things. I was in his advanced class, and got great grades, but he hates me becuase I'm such a smartass XD

 

One of the questions was

"Which came first- the chicken or the egg?" And I wrote

'The misery. Wait, no... the music.'

 

And conversations will be like

 

Stephanie: My new favourite color is blue.

Me: I like Aubergine.

Stephanie: What?

Me: Estrogen.

Stephanie: Huh?

Me: WHEN I SAY SHOTGUN, YOU SAY WEDDING! Shotgun.

Stephanie: Alex, shut up.

 

Or~

 

Taylor: Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.

Me: Don't pretend you ever forgot about me.

Taylor: Uh...

Me: Would you rather be a widow, or a divorcee?

Taylor: Widow.

Me: Don't pretend! D-d-d- Don't pretend

Taylor: What?

Me: WE DO IT IN THE DARK, WITH SMILES ON OUR FACES!

Taylor: -hangs up-

 

Or~

 

Corey: I was talking to this kid names Chris, and-

Me: HEY CHRIS! YOU WERE OUR ONLY FRIEND!

Corey: uh... Yeah. Sure. Anyway, I-

Me: AND I KNOW THIS IS BELATED, BUT WE LOVE YOU BACK!

 

 

 

And when we do the Pros and Cons bubble thingies in school, I'll head it 'The Pros And Cons of Breathing.'

 

One time I forgot to put my name on it, and the teacher held it up. One of the kids said

"Hey, that's a Fall Out Boy song." Then my friend pointed at me and said

"It's probbably her's."

 

 

 

So usually I burst out laughing whenever I do that, which is a lot XD

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And song references XD

We were in my launguage class, and he gives us these little quickwrite things. I was in his advanced class, and got great grades, but he hates me becuase I'm such a smartass XD

 

One of the questions was

"Which came first- the chicken or the egg?" And I wrote

'The misery. Wait, no... the music.'

 

And conversations will be like

 

Stephanie: My new favourite color is blue.

Me: I like Aubergine.

Stephanie: What?

Me: Estrogen.

Stephanie: Huh?

Me: WHEN I SAY SHOTGUN, YOU SAY WEDDING! Shotgun.

Stephanie: Alex, shut up.

 

Or~

 

Taylor: Don't pretend you don't know what I'm talking about.

Me: Don't pretend you ever forgot about me.

Taylor: Uh...

Me: Would you rather be a widow, or a divorcee?

Taylor: Widow.

Me: Don't pretend! D-d-d- Don't pretend

Taylor: What?

Me: WE DO IT IN THE DARK, WITH SMILES ON OUR FACES!

Taylor: -hangs up-

 

Or~

 

Corey: I was talking to this kid names Chris, and-

Me: HEY CHRIS! YOU WERE OUR ONLY FRIEND!

Corey: uh... Yeah. Sure. Anyway, I-

Me: AND I KNOW THIS IS BELATED, BUT WE LOVE YOU BACK!

 

 

 

And when we do the Pros and Cons bubble thingies in school, I'll head it 'The Pros And Cons of Breathing.'

 

One time I forgot to put my name on it, and the teacher held it up. One of the kids said

"Hey, that's a Fall Out Boy song." Then my friend pointed at me and said

"It's probbably her's."

 

 

 

So usually I burst out laughing whenever I do that, which is a lot XD

xDDDDDDDDDDD

I do that ALL THE TIME.

And only one of my friends have the faintest clue what I'm talking about xD

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I say Zomg like it's a word instead of "oh my god". Also I call everybody dudes or dudettes!

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Online, I am always saying 'mmhm' when I agree with something.

 

In real life I say "Right-o" and I also say "anyways" a lot.

 

I'm sure there are more, I just can't think.

 

Hahah, oh yea and sometimes I am known for telling long, stupid, pointless, stories by accident when people distract me while I'm trying to tell said story, (often they do it for fun) and when I try to get back on subject I usually end up saying, "So, um, yea". My mom noticed this and she cracks up every time. Needless to say this makes the story go even longer and ends up being more pointless.

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Usually when I'm ranting I go off topic and then say "that's not the point, the point is..." and it keeps on happening.

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Usually "Like" every sentence.

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I dunno... Maybe I dont have a catchphrase... But sometimes I scream "PEANUT BUTTER!!!" when I get bored... :P;

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