What if I told you...

It goes like this:

One person says something like:

"What If I told you that I was the daughter of queen elizabeth?"

The other person would say something like:

"I would bow down at your feet."Or something like that.

And then they would post their own "what if I told you..."

And so forth!

These things shouldn't be real nor personal they should just be the first thing you can think of that someone hasn't already said.

I'll begin:

What If I told you that I had 1,000,000 right here in my hand?

I would snatch it all out of your hands and never give them back.

What if I told you I was an alien from another planet and that I would eat everyone's brains in their sleep...?

I would eat YOUR brains

what if i told you i was a doggy

I'd put a Lead on you and Take you for a Walk near a Cliff.

What if I told you I was a Kitten?

I'd take you home and cuddle with you.(I love kittens they're so cute!)

What if I told you that I was going to slap you and run?

I would track you down and attack you.

What if I told you I was Joe Jonas' girlfriend?

I'd go kidnap Joe.....

What if I told you I was Admin in disguise?

I'd say "Hi."

What if I told you I was in love with Joe Jonas?

(Why would you steal Joe from me!? -cries- jk.)

(I detest the Jonas so not I wouldn't steal him....)

I'd convince joe you were bad and then walk away.

What if I told you that I was right behind you now?(I know I think up cheap Ideas.....)

I'd attack you for telling Joe I was bad.

What if I told you I love the Jonas Brothers!?

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What is it with you and the Jonas.........

Oh yeah......

I'd brainwash you.

What If I told you to take a hike?

I wouldn't listen and go to a JB concert. ;D

I love them, what can I say?

What if I told you Nick Jonas was my BFF?

Grr.....After this I'm not answering anymore Jonas what ifs...

I'd go sack Nick and then lock him in a cage.

What if I told you that I was going to bring mametchi to life?

I wouldn't care. I would just go free my BFF, Nick Jonas. ;D

What if I told you my other BFF was Kevin Jonas?

I'd shout and scream and then murder you.

What if i told you Tamatalk had loads of viruses?

I'd still stay<3

What if I told you I would give you a million dollars if you bought me the 148 dollar "Its about time" JB CD where you can only find on the internet?

i would kill u

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wat if i killed a bald eagel (wich i would never do)

I'd hurt you.

What if I told you I loved Joe Jonas and I'm not changing for anyone?

i would ground u for 2 months

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wat if i told u i loved nick jonas and i was going to capture him and lock himn in a closet and eat his bones

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(i really do luuuuv nick jonas)

I would attack you. (Eating bones is creepy )

What if I told you I knew the JB and they were my BFFs?