Lets say i saw................

[SIZE=14pt]Lets say i saw a ________________[/SIZE]

you tell what you saw, and a DUMB QUICK story about it!!!

and next person gives a grading scale _/10

of course i don't need to tell you 10/10 is the hi.......

not nessacarry!!

ok, lets go!!!!

"Lets say i saw a live chair, it said once

Jean, i am Chair, we are nice to all but mistreating ones, don't lets creatures cut cheese (pass gas) on us, or else..........................

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i never want to see a chair again! "

Hi. <_<

8/10

Let's say I saw a cat.

It bit me on the nose.

I hissed at it.

It bit me on the ankle.

I went home.

Now I have a pet cat~!

~Tami

9/10 ;D

Lets say i have a K-bar (which i am eating)

If i have a K-bar,

And a chew a big chunk

If i chew the K-bar

Ouch my mouth!

7/10 lol.

Lets say I saw a living hammer

It piledrived me on the foot

I whacked it

and the hammer said:

DIHONOR ON ALL YOU HUMANS FOR BASHING ME AGAINST STUFF!!!!!!!!!!! DISHONOR ON YOU!!!!!!!!! DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!!!!!!!!!!!!! DISHONOR ON YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Then I threw it in the garbage can and I never saw or heard from it again!

Heh heh. 9/10

Let say I saw a Fluffy, Small Dog.

I Thought it was a Ball of wool.

So I took it home and started sewing with it.

It now looks like a Wooly Jumper.

0/10 Sewing animals is animal abuse, which isn't funny.

Lets say I saw Robert Pattinson.

Poof, I am now twenty-two.

We start talking.

Later, we get married.

My Happily Ever After~

0.1/10 .1 for effort

Lets say i saw a peanut

Suddenly it started dancing

Then it offered me some cashews

And we rock n roll all night long

2/10

Huh?

Lets say I saw a tamagotchi

That wouldent stop doing poop

It pooped and pooped and never stopped

Poor sarah had to clean it up

[SIZE=14pt]1.5/10 good try, Sarah[/SIZE]

Ok, users, you make up sumin FUNNY not WEIRD, it is a lot different, ok?

a living chair and hammer are funny, so is a fighting, now calm cat, but a dumb story of weeving hair off dogs (abuse)is NOT funny at all...........*hope you get my message, thanks*

lets say i saw a GIANT MARSHMALLOW!! i ate it all up *yyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmm*

i reallized it was a dream, because i wake up, all full

AND MISSING MY PILLOW!!

XD

LOL, 10/10.

Lets say I saw a giant choc chip cookie.

It was the size of an elephant.

It jumped around,

Like a clown,

And finished its life here on this mound.

LOL, i couldnt think of anything.

5/10

Let's say I saw a piano

I played it for 2 hours

The piano played by itself

Then I came to the rescue,

And bounced

5/10.

Lets say I saw a chess piece.

It was a pawn.

It ran around the chess board.

And eventually got bored. XD.

5/10

I saw a pizza...

rolling towards his/her friend

a bus ran over it,

and now they're a pizza grease spot in the road.

6/10

I saw a snake,

who was eating cake.

He told me his name,

which sounded quite lame.

His toungue was blue,

and the shape of a kangaroo,

but the snake himself,

was actually an elf!

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Ok, that was pretty random..

10/10! (Even my MOM laughed! She never laughs!)

I saw a can of sprite.

I picked it up an chugged it in the night.

It said "Spit Me Out,

Or Else I'll go and pout"

I said

"Go Ahead"

But It didn't do that,

It did Jumping Jacks!

I woke from my dream,

like a fighting machine.

I wasn't in bed,

like I thought my mom said.

Instead I was in a car,

stuck in a pickel jar.

8/10

I saw galliant horse.

I jumped on and we rode off.

But then, I slipped,

I was unmercifully trampled

I began to black out,

and I feared that this was the end,

when the Walmart manager came

and unplugged the kiddie ride.

9/10 For using walmart

lets say i saw a monkey

who looked quite a bit chunky

he screamed and said

"I WANT TO BE FED!"

he drank my cologne, now he's hunky

the buffalo laughed

and so did giraffe

but then something smelled really funky

"sorry" said the monkey, who looked really hunky,

"it was just my little pet skunky!"

long, yes. funny, you tell me!