That Long List of Things you Must do Before Death

Well, what are all the things you want to do before death?

I think if I share mine, I'll lose all dignity I never had..

Well... ... ... You can't lose what you never had! Well, I guess you can in a way but..

1. Learn how to Bellydance

2. Run around the park dressed as a stormtrooper

3. Run up to random people and ask if they are Mister Goodbar

4. Befriend someone who loves Weird Al as much as I do

5. Write a really cool book that becomes a really cool movie and is popular with all the really cool people and stays popular 30 years after it was made

6. Watch all 10 least-ninja-like movies

7. Become sexy. So sexy in fact, that the second people lay their eyes on me, they'll instantly think of Yoda.

8. Re-write Twilight according to the trailer spoof on YouTube

1. Meet Mitchell Johnson or Brett Lee.

2. Go to the moon. :mimitchi:

3. Sky dive.

4. Bungie (sp?) jump.

And theres probably others.

1. Solve a murder

2. Ride a llama

3. Become the evil twin

4. Take up extreme sports

Rawr. I have plenty but forgotted

1. Bungie Jump

2. Go to space

3. Get a best friend (Yup, I STILL don't have 1)

4. Meet Matt Groening

5. Make a good difference to the world and be remembered when I die. (Still don't know how)

There was more but I forgot...

Gahh, I don't remember all of them. D: I must get notebook when school is done.

...

*_* When school is done.

And I am on vacation.

-Get a guy

-Jump off an airplane

-buy every tama possible

-beat someone up! ;D (I always wanted to do that!:3)

-Go to japan!

-Have s e x...

OMGRITE. I think I might just remake it now. D:

- Train a cat to sing

- Eat a dinosaur (a real one.)

- Have sex

- Dance in the streets of NYC as Darth Vader

- Eat stuffed crust pizza

- Sky dive

- Transform in to Darth Maul

- Bake a pomegranate

- Chew on a physics book

- Glomp someone random

- Go to Japan

- Genetically clone a catdog

- Meet a timelord

- Mind-rape The Doctor to show him how it felt to Donna. (D:< Rind mape!)

- Give Boba Fett a pretty princess hat

- Cosplay as Hikaru and Kaoru with someone, wearing shirts that say "Seme" or "Uke"

Um um um...

Go to japan, and own a ferret, hedgehog and an anteater as a pet. :furawatchi:

Double post

Go to America

Meet John Barrowman <33333

Become a surgeon

Bunjie jump

Break my leg

Be a GREAT surgeon

Own an African Grey Parrot

Go on stage and act out a scene from Hamlet {I <3 that play.}

Get snakebites {Lip piercings.}

Own 100,000 pounds

Buy my parents something that they deserve

Get married

Have children

- Get a lovely, caring husband

- Have 2 nice kids

- Be a nice Christian person with lots of friends

- Get some really cute clothes/hairstyles/make-up

- Have the best fun ever!

- Be an engineer (robotics =D)

- Go to university. (I can't wait to build a robot!)

- Have kids

- Visit every country in the world.

- Become a victim of an airplane crash.

- A nice husband

- Beat up a pervert.

- Solve a murder case =D

- I wanna build a robot that helps ppl clean houses.

Let's see...

- Move to Bikini Bottom

- Marry Squidward

- Have a family

- Find cure to every disorder out there

- Make chocolate considered "healthy food"

- Meet a moose and make him my BFFE

- Become a famous singer with stupid songs that are in the top 10 of every list

- Make a hit book series

- Make a hit cartoon

- Become famous on YouTube

- Teach math to children math and be better than my own teachers

- Write a letter to every bad teacher I've had telling them what they did wrong

- And more!

1. Travel to Japan

2. Travel to Hawaii

3. Travel to the UK

4. Get a completely awesomely awesome wardrobe

5. Learn what it is that brainwashes teens into becoming adults

6. Stop the madness of becoming brainwashed into an adult

7. Be a good parent who knows what it feels like to be an unfree kid (if I don't get brainwashed, that is, because if I get brainwashed I'll forget what it's like to be a kid who's trapped in a house with an evil mom and dad)

8. GET 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

SPAZ ATTACKS OF PURE EXTREME HYPERNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now lots of people are doing Japan and sex

1. Find the cure to dying.

2. Live forever.

but if that dosent work out, I have other things in mind :3

1. Make a law stating that people with an IQ less then 100 are unable to have children.

2. Own sheep

3. Live in Canada

4. Speak German + Russian

5. Get plastic surgery to remodel my face.

6. Obliterate acne

7. See a JFK memorial

8.

-Meet Marilyn Manson

-Meet Dani Filth

-Meet Chris Crocker

-Meet Jeffree Starr

-Meet Jamie Campbell Bower

-Meet Micheal Jackson

-Meet Brittany Spears

9. Learn to Draw

10. Do a Graphic Novel

11. Publish a Book.

12. Learn to Spell

Long list~~ A lot to acomplish, so it may not e done before I die.

1. Get my animal-rights books published and they actually sell

2. Kick a sealer's (seal hunter's) uh...you know whats.

3. Go to America (I don't care what you Americans say, I just think it sounds so cool!)

4. Go to the Arctic.

5. Learn to spell

6. Go to Africa and India and help some poor people help themselves

7. Write a Twilight spoof

8. Get married and maybe have kids

9. Go to Japan

10. Learn Russian and Japanese (that's right, I just chose two of the world's hardest languages).

11. My hair goes naturally black

12. See a King Cobra

13. See a baby harp seal

14. Get rich and give a lot of money to charity.

15. Get a boyfriend before I'm fourteen.

1. Have a successful career

2. Be Happy

1.get a bf/husband

2.have sex

3.own either a hotel or pizza place

4.get a good job

5.Retire good

1. get a job

2. become famous because I do well at my job

3. become rich because I'm famous becuase I do well at my job

4. get married :3

5. have kids, maybe?

6. write a book

7. write a broadway musical

8. die