When was the last time you lied?

Yup, well I just lied to my parents...

(yes, strange that I am telling you.)

But, seriously when was the last time you lied? Maybe you'll feel good about opening up :]

~Chrissie~

Last night. I told my mommy I did all my homework, but i really had another math assignment... xD

I just did it when I got home, though, so it's all good 8D

And right after I got home, Nick called and asked if he could run up and borrow my maths book. I was standing on the front porch in my pajamas... xD

He told me to go inside before I caught something... xD

xD we kids, huh?

We lie all teh time.

I use white lies quite often. But only for good. ;]

If a friend tries a new hairstyle that looks like a bird's nest or something similar, and she asks me how it looks, I'll be like, "Ahmazing, dahling!". And inside I'll be like "Ew." Most of my friends would get in a serious mood with me if I told them the truth about a bad outfit/hair choice. But mostly, I'd like to think of myself as an honest person. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

I don't usually lie. Unless I'm kidding around. Like this:

Brother: Do you like my new shirt?

Me: No dummy, it's horrible and that's another thing you should really...*Keeps rambling*

But that doesn't happen often. ;D

Today.

I told my sister she was funny.

very recently. <3

Right now. I just said I lied right now. But I didn't, so that was a lie. But since I didn't lie, I didn't actually lie. But since I lied about lying, but I didn't lie, I still lied, even though the lie was about me lying, which I did not do. So I think this make sense, I lied in my 2nd sentence.

The word lie is starting to sound weird....

EDIT- NO, wait, the 2nd sentence was not a lie. the first one was, because I didn't lie, and I said I did.

EDIT EDIT- Actually, the first sentence wasn't a lie, because I said I lied, and I did! Because even though I didn't lie, I did, because I lied about me lying, which even though I did not do, in the end it is a lie, BUT in this case it doesn't count as a lie.

Because I told the truth, and the truth was that I lied! And even though I lied, that's the truth, so it's NOT a lie!! it's the truth!

Right now. I just said I lied right now. But I didn't, so that was a lie. But since I didn't lie, I didn't actually lie. But since I lied about lying, but I didn't lie, I still lied, even though the lie was about me lying, which I did not do. So I think this make sense, I lied in my 2nd sentence.
The word lie is starting to sound weird....

EDIT- NO, wait, the 2nd sentence was not a lie. the first one was, because I didn't lie, and I said I did.

EDIT EDIT- Actually, the first sentence wasn't a lie, because I said I lied, and I did! Because even though I didn't lie, I did, because I lied about me lying, which even though I did not do, in the end it is a lie, BUT in this case it doesn't count as a lie.

Because I told the truth, and the truth was that I lied! And even though I lied, that's the truth, so it's NOT a lie!! it's the truth!

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OMFG I'm officially insane!

I understood ALL of that!

Just now, I was on the phone with my mom.

I told her I let the dog outside, when really Missy is sleeping soundly upstairs. :'D

On TC when I said I was crying.

A couple of mins ago.

To my mom. Im so afraid of her x.X

Probably like five minutes ago. No, thirty minutes ago. In math, when the teacher asked me if I was paying attention. Yea, I always pay attention when math teachers ramble about numbers and such, or whatever math teachers like to talk about.

The other day. When My mom asked me to clean my room. And I said I did.

But I didn't

On TC when I said I was crying.

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An hour ago. I lied to my auntie about what I did today.

Right now. I just said I lied right now. But I didn't, so that was a lie. But since I didn't lie, I didn't actually lie. But since I lied about lying, but I didn't lie, I still lied, even though the lie was about me lying, which I did not do. So I think this make sense, I lied in my 2nd sentence.
The word lie is starting to sound weird....

EDIT- NO, wait, the 2nd sentence was not a lie. the first one was, because I didn't lie, and I said I did.

EDIT EDIT- Actually, the first sentence wasn't a lie, because I said I lied, and I did! Because even though I didn't lie, I did, because I lied about me lying, which even though I did not do, in the end it is a lie, BUT in this case it doesn't count as a lie.

Because I told the truth, and the truth was that I lied! And even though I lied, that's the truth, so it's NOT a lie!! it's the truth!

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Omg I totally understood that!

See I just lied!

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Noone was even paying attention to the fact that I was fake crying!! Well, except for VivehMuffin~ she said she liked that I was dying and to keep it coming!! She and Alex hate me!!! :'( I never did anything to them!!! Well, I PMed Alex saying "CHARLIE, you ARE the banana king!!" because I saw Charlie the Unicorn on YouTube become the "Banana king" and I thought I would spread the love!!! I guess they have never seen Charlie the Unicorn before. *Wails*

^ Dramatic, much? xDD

I lied just now. My parents were watching TV and I walked through the living room for the third time with the brownie I had just stolen from the kitchen. But, being me, I slipped, knocked over the footstool into the pot plant and screamed. My Mum was just like, "Esther, are you stealing brownies from the kitchen again?" And I was all, "No. You know me, Mum, I would never do that." And then my famed innocent smile. It worked, but I am now a liar for the 6758th time. xD

^ Lol, I always steal food from the kitchen. I said I wouldn't have any more cie blocks today. I had three