Funny Jokes! :D
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FireCracker
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I don't have any. Most of my jokes are inapporite
Funky~Lemon
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Oh of course they are Firery. XD
Ok then...Knock knock! Whos there? Uranus. Uranus who? Your Uranus is dirty!!
Yeah I don't know...
AnimeSpazztron789
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What kind of cheese isn't yours?
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Nacho cheese Hur hur.
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Nacho cheese Hur hur.
x.Rachel
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Durr.
I can't think of anything G rated.
XD
I can't think of anything G rated.
XD
Locky458
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Question: What's something real funny?
Answer: A Joke!
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Answer: A Joke!
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Mametchi_411
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Well I got one G rated...I guess. xD
"Waking up has never been easier...don't you just do it automatically?"
"Waking up has never been easier...don't you just do it automatically?"
x.Cant//Knit.x
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What movie is hitting the bird cinemas?
Twiflight.
I dunno ;__________;
Twiflight.
I dunno ;__________;
ilovekuchipa555
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Um....Dun't Know.
How about...
A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
How about...
A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
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Nice one Starry. xD
I dunno any that are appropriate. All the funny things are perverted.
I dunno any that are appropriate. All the funny things are perverted.
violetchi_garden
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here's one I made up, but it's a terrible pun XP
what do you call a hippo that rates a movie good, then rates it bad?
hippocritic XP
another one I made up XP
what's jelosy made of?
jello and vitamin c. jello-C XP
I made up another terrible pun, but I can't remember it XP
what do you call a hippo that rates a movie good, then rates it bad?
hippocritic XP
another one I made up XP
what's jelosy made of?
jello and vitamin c. jello-C XP
I made up another terrible pun, but I can't remember it XP
Lady_Shay
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CLAIM IT!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Lara_Long_Stockings
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Q. What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree?
A. A billiard table.
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. How do you know theres a 500 kilogram rabbit hiding under your bed?
A. Because your nose is touching the celing.
Q. What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
A. Baby giraffes.
A. A billiard table.
Q. What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
Q. How do you know theres a 500 kilogram rabbit hiding under your bed?
A. Because your nose is touching the celing.
Q. What do giraffes have that no other animal has?
A. Baby giraffes.
TamaMum
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Why do birds fly south for winter?
because it's too far to walk
What's big and red and eats rock?
a big, red rock eater
my personal favorite:
How can you fit 4 elephants into a mini car?
two in the front, two in the back
@ Lara - that brown and sticky joke always makes me laugh
because it's too far to walk
What's big and red and eats rock?
a big, red rock eater
my personal favorite:
How can you fit 4 elephants into a mini car?
two in the front, two in the back
@ Lara - that brown and sticky joke always makes me laugh
Lara_Long_Stockings
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^ LOL I LAUGHED AT ALL OF THOSE!
Here is one that my friend and I made up when we were 9.
Q. Why did the boy cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to pee in the bushes.
Lol, we used to think it was so funny.
Here is one that my friend and I made up when we were 9.
Q. Why did the boy cross the road?
A. Because he wanted to pee in the bushes.
Lol, we used to think it was so funny.
ilovekuchipa555
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Yeah. I told that joke to my friend and she was like; "Wtf?" xD
`Krystal
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Here's one my cousin made up when she was about 9.
Why were there elephants in the street?
CAUSE THERE WAS A CIRCUS GOING ON!!!
We were all... o__o
Why were there elephants in the street?
CAUSE THERE WAS A CIRCUS GOING ON!!!
We were all... o__o
ilovekuchipa555
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^ LOLZ. xD I would be like, "Wtf?"
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