2,000 ways to ruin Wal-Mart.....

This game is veryyyy simple. Just list all of the ways you can think of to ruin Wal-Mart forever.

Example:

P1: 1. Run and scream

P2: 2. Ruin the store.

I know, not good examples. xD

Rules:

1. No repeating

2. TT rules

3. Please be nice, no accusing people of stealing. If an idea is repeated, tell that person nicely.

Wrong action to rule #3:

P1: Run around and scream loudly.

P2: Scream loudly.

P3: NO YOU IDIOT!! SCREAMING LOUDLY IS TAKEN!! GAWD, YOUR AS DUMB AS CRAP!!!

xD

Correct action to rule #3:

P1: Run around and scream loudly.

P2: Scream loudly.

P1: Screaming loudly is taken.

P2: Okay... *Changes*

And is somebody tell you that what you said is already taken, don't be all "STOP ACTING LIKE YOU OWN ME!! YOUR SO MEAN YOU RETARD!!" just say "Okay."

Got it? Hope so.

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I'll start.

1. Shove everything off the shelves.

2. Throw items at the customers.

3. Pee on the food.

4. Scream '' That ice-cream is made out of babies!'

5. Eat the food.

6. Take items out of customers shopping carts.

7. Say, "It's not halloween, so you can take that ugly mask your trying on off your face." To the customers.

Make a trail of tomato juice into the ladies bathroom, and into a stall xDDD

Take a dump in the fitting room.

Let me go in there with spray deoderant and my lighter.

11. Throw pizza in everyones faces and say 'I'm the evil pizza man. Bahaha'

12.Stand on top of the jewlery case and yell,"PARTY OVER HERE PARTY OVER THERE." And then go scream in a baby's face.

13. touch everything and and smuge the glasses.

14. Zoom around the store with an empty shopping cart.

15. After the pizza incident arm yourself with a ketchup bottle and squirt it at people and become 'The Evil Ketchup Man'

16) Go up to a little kid, and say "You've just won 500 free barbie dolls!!!! No, just kidding. Go mess yourself, you wuss."

17. Smash all the computers for the cash registers with a hammer!

18. bring your dog and have him roll around on everything (and poo a little too)

19. Climb over the shelves.

20: play rickrool on the intercom and break the intercom speakers. xD

21. Make a big hole in the wall and say 'Sorry, I didn't know how to work your door'

[@ Kay : LOL! Harsh? xD]

22) Go in the changing room, wait a minute, then yell "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE" (Facebook quiz result=win)

23) Throw a pie in the managers face and say "sorry, that make up makes you look like a CLOWN"

xD ^ They're good.

24. Hug all the customers and say 'I missed you!' Then laugh hysterically and crazily.

25. Bring your cat in and say to the manager "I need to buy a litter box for my cat" and if the manager says that they don't sell litter boxes scream "GIVE ME A LITTER BOX OR I'LL SCREAM!!!!!!!!" in his face. If he says you're already screaming, scream "NO I'M NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL SHOW YOU SCREAMING IF I MUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

26. Let the Mythbusters use it for blowing things up in.