tamatoshu
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I, Tamatoshu has decided to take my time to answer some vampire questions*clears throat and pulls out a piece of paper,crunkled up*ah here it is...now lets begin:
Dear Tamatoshu,Is it true you can temporarily stun a vampire with holy water?
Nope.You cant put holes in water!and how would you stun a vampire with holes in it?DUH!Tamatoshu,Can you kill a vampire by putting a stake through its heart?
No.Youre supposed to eat steak,not throw them at vampires.If you ever have the urge to try to stab a vamp with a nice,juicy, steak,just stop by and let me have it!
Dear Tama,I need the fastest way to kill a vamp, and daybreaks coming fast!should i shove him out of my house and let the sunburn him?No!That is so rude to throw someone out of your house instead of asking them to leave!And besides, if they sunburn at least give them sunscreen!
This should help you slay a vampire,thanks for reading!*tosses paper out the window and eats pizza*
TaMaToShU
Dear Tamatoshu,Is it true you can temporarily stun a vampire with holy water?
Nope.You cant put holes in water!and how would you stun a vampire with holes in it?DUH!Tamatoshu,Can you kill a vampire by putting a stake through its heart?
No.Youre supposed to eat steak,not throw them at vampires.If you ever have the urge to try to stab a vamp with a nice,juicy, steak,just stop by and let me have it!
Dear Tama,I need the fastest way to kill a vamp, and daybreaks coming fast!should i shove him out of my house and let the sunburn him?No!That is so rude to throw someone out of your house instead of asking them to leave!And besides, if they sunburn at least give them sunscreen!
This should help you slay a vampire,thanks for reading!*tosses paper out the window and eats pizza*
TaMaToShU
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