Rate the "Chuck Norris" joke above

Okay, so basically, you say a Chuck Norris joke, and the person below rates it.

Feel free to google Chuck Norris jokes.

Example:

Person One: Chuck Norris once tried to send an email. He decided it would be faster to run

Person Two: 9/10 Chuck Norris uses all 7 letters in scrabble. Every turn

Person Three: 8/10 When The hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris

and so on. I'll start:

Chuck Norris was going to be the main character on 24, until he killed every terrorist and saved the world in 12 minutes, 37 seconds.

7/10 Oh god I love these xD

The bible was originally titled 'Chuck Norris and Friends' .

9/10

When Chuck Norris falls out of a boat, he doesn't get wet. The water get Chuck Norrised.

8/10 LMAO. xD

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

6/10 It's ookay..

CHuck Norris can believe it's not butter.

8/10 Nice.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

8/10 awsome.

When the Hulk gets angry, he turns into Chuck Norris.

8/10

Darth Vader dresses up as Chuck Norris for Halloween.

8/10

Some people have Superman pajamas. Superman has Chuck Norris pajamas. xD

8//10

Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in three moves.

9//1o

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

7/10

Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing all the way around the world until the point where he was looking at the back of his own head.

7//10

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars Chuck Norris has more than you.

8/10 we always used that one in seventh grade xD

Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam on land.

10/10

go into google and type in "Find Chuck Norris" and click "I'm feeling lucky"

^^That's where you'll get your joke

[yes, I didn't actually put a joke, but follow the instructions. You'll see what I'm talking about xD]

xD that was funny!

The boogeyman checks in his closet for Chuck Norris every night.

6/10.

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

9/10

Chuck Norris was once on Wheel of Fortune. It was 29 minutes of people awkwardly standing around waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.

7//10

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried.

7/10

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.