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not to long after I joined Tamatalk, somone made this game.

I dont know why its called The Tamatalk Man but thats what it was called.

Anyway it's very simple, its similar to a team story but not the same beacause you only have a limited number of choices (Normaly three) to choose from. the choicees are decided by the poster above EG:

Demo1: You press a button. what colour is the button?

A.Red

B.Green

C.black

Demo2. B.

A. make an evil pumkin appear

b.make a cup of tea

c. create a cat named jeff

Demo1: C: JEFF IS EVIL. WHAT DOES HE DO?

A.rob Mr roberts

b. Steal a cow

c. begin taking over the world

Anyway I,ll start

You're in Tamatown and you press a button. what does it do?

A.Cause a Llama to appear

B.Cause a Zombie Llama to appear

C.Cause an evil cake to take over the world

 
C.

You're at a concert.You're in the best spot, but a really tall guy is blocking your view.Do you?

A.Kill him.

B.Ask politely for him to move

C.Nothing!I'm in the front row, so I can see perfectly!WOOO!

 
A.

You're watching tv when all of a sudden the ghost of the really tall guy you killed riding the evil cake barges into you're house, you:

A. Turn sparta warrior and eliminate all traces of the cake and ghost

B. Disapparate to china where you learn how to do kung-fu

C. Eat the cake and rekill the ghost

 
A

You are at home when suddenly all these taller-than-you people come along.Do you:

A.Fire your toast

B.Fire your skittles

C.PICK THIS ONE! Fire your lazer.

 
B: I'MA FIRING MAH LAZAH!

They dodge your lazer by some random reason and started to chase you down the street. WHAT DO YOU DO? Dx

A: Run

B: Fire your lazah again

C: Pull the lever that says "DO NOT PULL"

 
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C.

The skittles explode.Do you:

A.Have a tantrum and cry and kick and scream

B.Slap the tall people and run off.

C.Shoot the tall people.[Me:DON'T SHOOT MY BROTHER!HE GIVES ME CANDY!]

 
B: Slap! SLAP!

You slap the tall people and start to run for your life. One of the people pulls out a bazooka and starts taking potshots at you. What do you do? D=

A: Find a bazooka

B: Get Chuck Norris to kick their butts.

C: Jump off a 4 km cliff.

 
B.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks their butts off, but they're still standing. o.o

Now what?

A) Fire a PIE laser!

B) Eat spaghetti

C) Shoot crayons

 
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C!!!!!

You start shooting crayons, but you're running out fast. You...

a.) Use colored pencils instead

b.) Use markers instead

c.) Start singing & dancing, hoping they will join you.

 
C!

They get mad and throw pie. What do you do?

A- Turn into B e t h y <3

B- Eat pie.

 
B.

Chuck Norris comes back and wants you to be his slave in payment for round-house kicking the tall people. You:

A. Say yes without hesitation. If you say no, he would roundhouse kick YOU.

B. Run away...... but Chuck Norris would still be able to find you

C. Vhat? Me dos not 'now Eeenglish

 
B. Who's 'Chuck'? o_O

There is a muffin on the counter. Right as you finish your first bite, you notice the tag on the wrapper: for (your sister's name).

A. Eat the rest, including the tag & wrapper.

B. Panic and flush it down the toilet

C. Shrug and tell your sister that aliens showed up wanting some type of "muffin", and that you gave them it.

 
C!

She doesn't believe you,and calls Chuck Norris,do you:

A)Start boogeying

B)Call Lady Gaga and have her run your sister over(-blink-Where'd that idea come from?)

C)Run away screaming"Ehmegawd!Monkey cupcakes are cannibalism!"

 
That doesn't make a lot of sense. But, C.

You are having a party, and you put your party hat on, and then the candles in the cake blow out. Do you:

A. Cry.

B.Clap your hands in enjoyment.

C.Sigh of relief.

 
B...

After you ate all the monkey cupcakes, you begin to throw up. What happens?:

A ) It short-circuits Mametchi's hovercraft and creates a HUMONGO* explosion

B ) You eat the barf back up

C ) You become bored and play with the light-switch

*No, I didn't mean to say "humongous"

EDIT: The "B" and ")" became a smiley, so I put a space between them

 
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