Your Momma!

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xXStrawberry_KissesXx

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Okay, Yeah :] I'm pretty sure everyone knows what 'Yo Momma' is.

It's JUST A JOKE. Don't take it personally. Must of us don't know eachother's mom. Like mine's dead, but I'm still playing ^u^

Okay,

Person 1: My momma's so fat when she blah blah blah.

Person 2: Yo momma's so skinny when she blah blah it blahss.

And it goes on.

XD

So I'll start...

My momma's so fat when she sits on a chair it says ABCDEFG Get your fat butt of of me.

lololol I feel so stupid.

 
Your Mumma's so fat that when she put her foot in the pool, there was a tsunami!

//phail at spelling and at yomumma jokes.

 
Yo momma is so fat she took a walk wearing high heels and came back wearing flip flops. x3 (One of my favs.)

 
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did you realized that most juokes of"yo mama.." is start with fat???? that wierd, stuped, and cheap... >_e try a difrent world like this...

yo mama so har\iry she might get hrself marry to a gorila!!!

xD

 
'Yo momma's so stupid, that she died of starvation in a supermarket.

'Yo momma's so hairy, you almost died of carpet burn when you were born.

O:

 
^^I like the second one. rofl

Yo momma is so ugly, she looked at a police officer and got arrested for mooning. xD

 
Yo momma is so fat, she got baptised in seaworld!

Yo momma is so old, she knew burger king when he was a prince!

 
Yo Mumma is so stupid she got ran over by a parked car ^_^

 
Yo Mumma's so ugly that when she was walking down the street, everybody who saw her started singing "U G L Y you have got no alibi, YOU UGLY!"

//humm, I can't remember the tune... ^_^

 
U G L Y U AINT GOT NO ALIBI U UGLY EH EH U UGLY!

thanks, its stuck in my head now.... YAY!

Yo Momma is so small she hated playing tennis (shes the ball, gettit?)

 
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