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If I were you, I'd get off this planet. Trust me, you don't want any of this! ~ Goku

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Alright, now you've done it! No one insults me like that, Vegeta! For someone who looks like you, you have no right to call me hideous! I'd kill you where you stand but Frieza wants me to take you alive. Consider yourself lucky. ~ Zarbon

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It is time to take back what is mine! I will not live my life as your second! That time is over! Every breath you take is an assault to my honor! But no more, Kakarot! By my hands, you will be cut down inch by inch, the way you have cut down my pride! ~ Vegeta

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"Wario, I found this cap in front of the castle a little while ago. I knew it was yours because of its distinctive...erm...aroma. Actually, it reeked pret-ty bad. I can't believe I touched it. You really should wash that thing more often. Anyways, here you go."

~Toad, Super Mario 64 DS

 

{snores} "Ah spaghetti..." {snores} "Ah ravioli" {snores} "Ah mamma mia..."

~Mario, Super Mario 64

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For someone who's so mean, you sure do like to laugh a whole lot.~ Goku

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"I reject your reality and substitute my own." ~ Adam Savage

 

Love,

CB

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DBZ Abridged:

 

First immortality, then the bi***es. -Vegeta

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DBZ Abridged:

 

(half-heartedly) Try not to get yourself killed, God forbid you make me happy. -Vegeta

Edited by Miss Nerdy

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Don't really know if this counts, but eh, I'm the one who started this topic anyway. (Moved here from tamadot12)

 

DBZ Abridged:

 

Namek: We're here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people.

Frieza: Ninety-two.

Namek: This has gone on for too long, and now, you're going to pay.

Frieza: Three hundered and fifty-five.

Namek: We are- wait, what are you-

Frieza: No, no, go on. Continue, don't mind me.

Namek: Aaaand we are the ones who are going to stop you.

Frieza: Wow, four hundred and nineteen.

Namek: An- What the hell are you doing?

Frieza: Oh, sorry, it's a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often. So I started making a mental list of how many times I've heard certain lines.

Namek: You- you insane bastard.

Frieza: And one hundred and ninety.

Namek: Yeah, well, uh, we're, going, to F*** YOUR FACE!

Frieza: Ohhoho, my! Twelve. Zarbon, give the command.

Zarbon: Dodoria, give the command.

Dodoria: Get 'em.

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And my very own!

 

Smell the cleaner. See the rainbow. -Tina Tsien (Not to be taken seriously, of course. I came up with it after I got sick of seeing their slogan.)

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and I thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!" :lol:

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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

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"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

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"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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