Repercussions of Garlic

Nun Lovelitchi waited. The candles above her blinked and flickered out of the air. There was a vampire in the church. She didn't see him, but had expected him now for years. Her warnings to Melodytchi were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Lovelitchi was a nun for fourteen years. When she was young she watched the churches and she said to dad "I want to be in the churches daddy."

Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY MAMETCHI THE VAMPIRE"

There was a time when she believed him. Then as she got oldered she stopped. But now in the dark church of the nuns she knew there was a vampire.

"This is Melodytchi" the phone whispered. "You must fight the vampire!"

So Lovelitchi gotted her garlic and knocked down the wall.

"SHE IS GOING TO KILL US" said the bats

"I will throw bats at her" said Mametchi the Vampire and he threw the bats. Lovelitchi garliced at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the vampire" she shouted

The phone said "No, Lovelitchi. You are the vampires"

And then Lovelitchi was a vampire.

Is this a parody?

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