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So guys. I came across a list of "rarest tamagotchis" while browsing and I had to know because of the title being like "We're concerned if you paid this much for a tamagotchi" or something or other. Anyways heres the image. What do you all think? I can't stop laughing and genuinely being concerned of who listed this as well as wrote the article, which if you google "Rarest tamagotchi" google makes it the first link. Have fun!

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Wow... That simply MUST be a joke... it's pretty funny regardless, though :lol:

I'm concerned if anyone paid that much for a knock-off.

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2 hours ago, Maria&Co. said:

Wow... That simply MUST be a joke... it's pretty funny regardless, though :lol:

I'm concerned if anyone paid that much for a knock-off.

Lol i don't think anyone has, but I think I have seen the listing XD 

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13 hours ago, *CrazyChick* said:

which if you google "Rarest tamagotchi" google makes it the first link.

When I searched for this on Google with the quotes, I got a link back to TamaTalk. :lol: Searching for it without the quotes pulled it up, though. It all just seems like a whole lot of hyperbolic fluff, to me. :P

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To celebrate 20 years of Tamagotchi bootlegs, we are making a very special bootleg. While supplies last; don't miss this chance!

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Y I K E S

It makes me giggle when people on my social media will share ads for these "SUPER RARE TAMAGOTCHI JUST PAY SHIPPING!!!".

 Tamanormies :lol:

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