green day tamagotchi

Me: So, you're here to Know out about my tamagotchi?

Kid: Yes, yes I do wanna know about your tamagotchi!!!

Me: Really?

Kid: Yuppers!!!

Me: But...

Kid: COME ON YOU WEIRDO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR TAMA!!!

Me: Too bad

(Kid kicks me)

Me: OWWWEEEEE!!!

Kid: Tell me.

(I leave)

Kid: You better get back here or I'll...

Kid's mom: Greg get back in here! I told you not to stay out after dark!

Kid: Mom... (exhales) coming.

Me: Weew. that was close