She's actually really cute. I just wanna punch her in the face and make her cry.Then hug her. Then trip her. Because she's so cute (i'm not being sarcastic about her being cute and the only reason i wanna punch her is because SHES SO CUTE)
when i was born the umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck and i almost choked
also my friend thought it would be a funny idea to push me into the 7 foot side of the pool. Back then, I couldn't swim, so i just flailed around and sunk to the bottom. The lifeguards didn't care so i sunk to the...