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Quotes:

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. -Peter De Vries

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. -Mark Twain

I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure. -Clarence Darrow

Millions long for immortality who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -Susan Ertz

When you're dead, you're dead. That's it. -Marlene Dietrich

You can kill a man but you can't kill an idea. -Medgar Evers

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. -Isaac Asimov

The computer is a moron. -Peter F. Drucker

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. -Robert Orben

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. -Steve Wozniak

Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us. -Jean Rostand

Anger is a killing thing: it kills the man who angers, for each rage leaves him less than he had been before - it takes something from him. -Louis L'Amour

Bach opens a vista to the universe. After experiencing him, people feel there is meaning to life after all. -Helmut Walcha

What then is time? If no one asks me, I know what it is. If I wish to explain it to him who asks, I do not know. -Saint Augustine

Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go. -Henry Austin