:o Hey honey what did you talk about with jason?
:ph34r: Oh nothing. but could we get divorced?
:o But honey (starts crying)
:o All you have to do is sign these divoprcing papers.
:o Why do you want to divorce me?
:o cause I want to marry Jake.
:gozarutchi: JAKE! (faints)
:ph34r: That was a nice kiss, could we do that again?
:o Sure. (starts kissing.)
:o I wish that you were my husband. To bad im married :o
:o I've got an idea, why don't you get divorced?
:o Great Idea! (goes back home) I'll be right back!