I was pulling on my mom's body pillow with my teeth... It broke. I cried.
I've toppled over a Christmas tree. It fell on me. I guess I was just eager.
I've jumped off a building. Very very dangerous, kids. xP
Ahahahahaaa. I've done the vitamin thing. NOM NOM NOM.
When I was five, I thought...
I'm bored.
I'm texting Miley.
Miley needs to sleep.
Ginny abandoned me.
I only have -counts- four secret lovers now.
I'm saaad now, thinking about that.