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Posted 15 April 2009 - 11:12 PM ( #21 )

^ Yayyy. My mom got mad at me D: She said I was wasting my timeeee. I should make a poem about how weird my mom is xD

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Posted 15 April 2009 - 11:17 PM ( #22 )

^Awww, I know how to start
My mom is so weird
But she doesn't have a beard XD

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Posted 15 April 2009 - 11:28 PM ( #23 )

^ LOL. xD

For mommy. xD

Mommy, Oh mommy.
I know I make you mad.
But I know it really isn't that bad!
Right mommy? Oh, mommy?

I know sometimes I'm weird.
But they're from your genes.
I got it from you. Yep, you.
And please, mommy, don't make a scene.

Some parts don't rhyme,
But so what? You won't mind.
Because you're weird,
And it's really cool, so let's FLY!

Do you like randomness? Oh, randomness?
Do you even know what it means?
Do you know 'txt tlk' and many other things?
I know you don't know. But that's why you're awesome.

And that's why you're my mom.

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Posted 15 April 2009 - 11:35 PM ( #24 )

^You're so poetic~~
All my poems sound like im just trying to rhyme xD
My favorite poem that I wrote [other than the ones deicated to people] is:
"When I write poems
It sounds so retarded
It sounds just like
Someone farted."


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Posted 15 April 2009 - 11:40 PM ( #25 )

^ Lolololol. xD You're poems are not retarded! I should let my sister say that. xDDD

Doll poem~~

Dolls are cool.
Dolls are rad.
Some dolls are sad.
And some are mad.


O____O

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Posted 15 April 2009 - 11:43 PM ( #26 )

^ I must continue that poem~~~

Dolls are scary
Dolls are hairy
Who would ever marry
That thing named Jerry? x3

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Posted 15 April 2009 - 11:56 PM ( #27 )

^ Lol. xD

Some dolls are big-eyed.
Some dolls are dot-eyed.
Some dolls are like larvae.
Some dolls are called "Barbie".

There. xD

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Posted 16 April 2009 - 09:19 PM ( #28 )

Barbie.

Run! Ksenia, it's coming!
A barbie, behold!
Her out-of-proportion neck,
her skinny body
makes me feel so bad. =[
Now I know why you are scared!
She makes us all look fat.

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Posted 16 April 2009 - 10:29 PM ( #29 )

^ LOL Maria! xD

Tamagotchi.

Tamagotchi, Dear me!
Stop beeping, I'll pee!
I hate the sound, you know that.
And really, it's a fact!

My mom even hates it.
She doesn't want to hear,
The sound of the beeping,
it just hurts my ear.

But I do want to take care of you,
Oh yes, I really do,
But please don't beep.
You can stop, can you?

I love you with my heart,
I take care of you with my sole,
but again, don't beep,
You're killing me! I'm gonna roll!

And thank you, if you stop,
I'll give you all my money,
One dollar, one euro,
But wait! Another penny!

But if you don't stop,
I'll reset your life,
I'll kill you instantly,
And I don't have to use a knife.

Bye bye Tamagotchi,
We'll see you again soon,
But this is going to end,
So I can sleep under the moon.

BEEP!

AHHHHHH!

Lolz. Fastest poem I made. Around 3 minutes, but one of the weirdest poems I made O____O

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 12:01 AM ( #30 )

^ Niceee...
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I got you're picture
I'm coming with you

Dear Maria
Count me in =P

Dear Maria,
I need ya,
Like the sun and the moon
And the all of my tunes

You're a little bit crazy
Maybe even lazy,
But that doesn't change a thing
You're like flowers in the Spring.

In your converse family, I am,
As happy as peanut butter an jam.
You are pwnage
And filled with courage


I've never seen you.
But from the start I knew
You're gorgeous like the stars.
But promise me never to go that far.

Edited by RawryCakes.x, 17 April 2009 - 12:05 AM.


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Posted 17 April 2009 - 02:13 AM ( #31 )

For my sister~~

'You're just annoying.'

Tori, you're crazy!
You're ultimately lazy,
You always sleep in bed,
"Wake up Tori!" I said.

You know you waste my time,
And you even took my dime,
Oh Tori! You're so bad.
You always make me mad.

"Do your homework!" I have to shout.
"No way!" You always pout.
"Procrastination it is." I say.
You said "I WANT TO PLAY!"

I really want to kill you.
You say something like "Who?"
I'm going to be sarcastic!
I want you to go and poo.

You even mess up my hair.
You try to break my things.
You killed my Tamagotchi,
And now you want some rings?

Oh god! You're so annoying,
I really want to die,
But maybe I'll extinguish you,
Oh yes, should I try?

You even like the Power Puff Girls,
You like some baby shows,
You like the color pink,
And you like to say "NO".

Please Tori, calm down a bit,
I really want to rest.
I'm your big sister,
And I'm not really the best.

But at least I'm better than you,
I always do my job,
I give it to the teacher,
I don't come back home and sob.

You're spanked, you're hit, you're punished,
And you still don't get the message,
That I want you to stop,
And stop acting like a cop.

I can keep saying how bad you are,
But I can't let it go that far,
So I hope you understand,
That you really need to land.

Dedicated to my annoying sister. 8D

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 08:20 PM ( #32 )

I like cheese 8D
I fell on my knees.
And it hurt
Cuz I fell on the dirt
Now i'm all messy
Cuz I just got dressy
I am now mad
And also very sad.
I want to cry
But I got dirt in my eye
Yay, I'm blind
So I can't get my school diary signed
Which makes me fail
Cause i am a failure
And nothing rhymes with failure, so that makes me a failure.
We all fail so badly
We all fail so sadly
Cause that's just how we roll
We're even worse than that doll
But together, we're ok
Because for forever and a day...
The end?
Yep, the end!

Poem about failing by Weiwei and myself :3

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 08:49 PM ( #33 )

Another RWN[Me&Ksenia] poem, dedicated to TT:
TamaTalk, it's amazing,
It's something people are constantly praising
Everyone there is incredibly nice,
Some eat cheese, some eat rice
Some are Lebanese, some are Dutch.
Some are in need of a crutch
But no matter what, no matter where,
Together, we swear
We love you so much, oh words cant explain,
The feelings that we obtain
Everyone here has a special part,
Even from the start
Everytime, I go online,
We feel something so divine
We feel something we can't explain,
Something that's not at all mundane
But still, we love you with all our hearts,
We will never dare to part

The End :P

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 10:14 PM ( #34 )

^ Coolio.

Google.

Google, you're cool.
You're just really great,
I don't know what I'd do,
If I didn't have you, mate.

I couldn't do my homework,
I might go home and die,
I wouldn't find Tamatalk,
Yes, then I'd really cry.

I use you every day,
Strolling around for clues,
Looking at your index,
Even for the word 'Goo'.

Yes, it is amazing,
You're very very fast,
You're faster than a second,
Of course, faster than a bath.

You always search for good things,
Extinguishing the bad,
Stopping all the viruses,
Changing the un-happy and sad.

But once you really turned evil,
You tried to kill the web,
And down with the computer,
I said, "Gah...again. Yep!"

Sometimes I really hate you,
But then you're the best,
And sometimes you're really weird,
And funnier than the rest.


:]

Edited by ilovekuchipa555, 17 April 2009 - 10:14 PM.


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Posted 17 April 2009 - 10:20 PM ( #35 )

^ Niceee.

Our first poem [the one Ksenia posted], which just tried rhyming x3. It was so much harder for her, because her line had to rhyme with my line.

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 11:03 PM ( #36 )

Honestly?

Honestly, you can't be true.
Honestly, I'm watching you.
Honestly, I fear for my life,
And honestly, stop sharpening that knife.

Listen to me, please.
I'm saying this,
And I'm on my knees.
You wouldn't do it, honestly?

And so you weren't telling a lie.
I must say, I wasn't surprised.
Honestly, I think I might have choked,
That is, if you weren't already cutting my throat.

But really, you've done this all before.
Yes, I have saw you, as I lay on the floor.
I kicked, I screamed, I needed help,
But honestly, you only think about yourself.

So, I need to make myself clear,
Would you have done it,
If I was honest, and said,
"I'll love you, and hold you dear."

Quick poem, took about 3 minutes.

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 07:39 AM ( #37 )

^ That is amazinggggg. :]

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Posted 19 April 2009 - 05:02 PM ( #38 )

For No one
Have you ever seen a poem,
Just for one person?
Have you tought of the other people,
How they feel?
Seeing a poem with the detication to you,
You feel good.
But when It's not for you,
You're just sittting there reading a poem writen for someone else.
So this poem is for no one.
Or mabey for Everyone.

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Posted 21 April 2009 - 01:23 AM ( #39 )

You can sing it to the tune of "Dear Maria".

You've got my picture,
you're coming with me,
Dear Ksenia,
I'll count you in.
It was like that from the start,
oh yeah,
save me from all my sins.

[Guitar solo]

When the lights go off,
they're gonna watch the way
we take the stage by storm.
The way we wrap SHORT STACK
around our fingers...
~~~
That's all that fits. LOL!

Edited by x.P O K E R F A C E, 21 April 2009 - 01:24 AM.


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Posted 21 April 2009 - 01:47 AM ( #40 )

All my mates on TT are great.
They are better than the pancake I just ate.

2 liner. Oh yeah.