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^ LOL. xD

For mommy. xD

Mommy, Oh mommy.

I know I make you mad.

But I know it really isn't that bad!

Right mommy? Oh, mommy?

I know sometimes I'm weird.

But they're from your genes.

I got it from you. Yep, you.

And please, mommy, don't make a scene.

Some parts don't rhyme,

But so what? You won't mind.

Because you're weird,

And it's really cool, so let's FLY!

Do you like randomness? Oh, randomness?

Do you even know what it means?

Do you know 'txt tlk' and many other things?

I know you don't know. But that's why you're awesome.

And that's why you're my mom.

 
^You're so poetic~~

All my poems sound like im just trying to rhyme xD

My favorite poem that I wrote [other than the ones deicated to people] is:

"When I write poems

It sounds so retarded

It sounds just like

Someone farted."

 
^ I must continue that poem~~~

Dolls are scary

Dolls are hairy

Who would ever marry

That thing named Jerry? x3

 
Barbie.

Run! Ksenia, it's coming!

A barbie, behold!

Her out-of-proportion neck,

her skinny body

makes me feel so bad. =[

Now I know why you are scared!

She makes us all look fat.

 
^ LOL Maria! xD

Tamagotchi.

Tamagotchi, Dear me!

Stop beeping, I'll pee!

I hate the sound, you know that.

And really, it's a fact!

My mom even hates it.

She doesn't want to hear,

The sound of the beeping,

it just hurts my ear.

But I do want to take care of you,

Oh yes, I really do,

But please don't beep.

You can stop, can you?

I love you with my heart,

I take care of you with my sole,

but again, don't beep,

You're killing me! I'm gonna roll!

And thank you, if you stop,

I'll give you all my money,

One dollar, one euro,

But wait! Another penny!

But if you don't stop,

I'll reset your life,

I'll kill you instantly,

And I don't have to use a knife.

Bye bye Tamagotchi,

We'll see you again soon,

But this is going to end,

So I can sleep under the moon.

BEEP!

AHHHHHH!

Lolz. Fastest poem I made. Around 3 minutes, but one of the weirdest poems I made O____O

 
^ Niceee...

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I got you're picture

I'm coming with you

Dear Maria

Count me in =P

Dear Maria,

I need ya,

Like the sun and the moon

And the all of my tunes

You're a little bit crazy

Maybe even lazy,

But that doesn't change a thing

You're like flowers in the Spring.

In your converse family, I am,

As happy as peanut butter an jam.

You are pwnage

And filled with courage

I've never seen you.

But from the start I knew

You're gorgeous like the stars.

But promise me never to go that far.

 
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For my sister~~

'You're just annoying.'

Tori, you're crazy!

You're ultimately lazy,

You always sleep in bed,

"Wake up Tori!" I said.

You know you waste my time,

And you even took my dime,

Oh Tori! You're so bad.

You always make me mad.

"Do your homework!" I have to shout.

"No way!" You always pout.

"Procrastination it is." I say.

You said "I WANT TO PLAY!"

I really want to kill you.

You say something like "Who?"

I'm going to be sarcastic!

I want you to go and poo.

You even mess up my hair.

You try to break my things.

You killed my Tamagotchi,

And now you want some rings?

Oh god! You're so annoying,

I really want to die,

But maybe I'll extinguish you,

Oh yes, should I try?

You even like the Power Puff Girls,

You like some baby shows,

You like the color pink,

And you like to say "NO".

Please Tori, calm down a bit,

I really want to rest.

I'm your big sister,

And I'm not really the best.

But at least I'm better than you,

I always do my job,

I give it to the teacher,

I don't come back home and sob.

You're spanked, you're hit, you're punished,

And you still don't get the message,

That I want you to stop,

And stop acting like a cop.

I can keep saying how bad you are,

But I can't let it go that far,

So I hope you understand,

That you really need to land.

Dedicated to my annoying sister. 8D

 
I like cheese 8D

I fell on my knees.

And it hurt

Cuz I fell on the dirt

Now i'm all messy

Cuz I just got dressy

I am now mad

And also very sad.

I want to cry

But I got dirt in my eye

Yay, I'm blind

So I can't get my school diary signed

Which makes me fail

Cause i am a failure

And nothing rhymes with failure, so that makes me a failure.

We all fail so badly

We all fail so sadly

Cause that's just how we roll

We're even worse than that doll

But together, we're ok

Because for forever and a day...

The end?

Yep, the end!

Poem about failing by Weiwei and myself :3

 
Another RWN[Me&Ksenia] poem, dedicated to TT:

TamaTalk, it's amazing,

It's something people are constantly praising

Everyone there is incredibly nice,

Some eat cheese, some eat rice

Some are Lebanese, some are Dutch.

Some are in need of a crutch

But no matter what, no matter where,

Together, we swear

We love you so much, oh words cant explain,

The feelings that we obtain

Everyone here has a special part,

Even from the start

Everytime, I go online,

We feel something so divine

We feel something we can't explain,

Something that's not at all mundane

But still, we love you with all our hearts,

We will never dare to part

The End :p

 
^ Coolio.

Google.

Google, you're cool.

You're just really great,

I don't know what I'd do,

If I didn't have you, mate.

 

I couldn't do my homework,

I might go home and die,

I wouldn't find Tamatalk,

Yes, then I'd really cry.

 

I use you every day,

Strolling around for clues,

Looking at your index,

Even for the word 'Goo'.

 

Yes, it is amazing,

You're very very fast,

You're faster than a second,

Of course, faster than a bath.

 

You always search for good things,

Extinguishing the bad,

Stopping all the viruses,

Changing the un-happy and sad.

 

But once you really turned evil,

You tried to kill the web,

And down with the computer,

I said, "Gah...again. Yep!"

 

Sometimes I really hate you,

But then you're the best,

And sometimes you're really weird,

And funnier than the rest.

:]

 
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^ Niceee.

Our first poem [the one Ksenia posted], which just tried rhyming x3. It was so much harder for her, because her line had to rhyme with my line.

 
Honestly?

Honestly, you can't be true.

Honestly, I'm watching you.

Honestly, I fear for my life,

And honestly, stop sharpening that knife.

Listen to me, please.

I'm saying this,

And I'm on my knees.

You wouldn't do it, honestly?

And so you weren't telling a lie.

I must say, I wasn't surprised.

Honestly, I think I might have choked,

That is, if you weren't already cutting my throat.

But really, you've done this all before.

Yes, I have saw you, as I lay on the floor.

I kicked, I screamed, I needed help,

But honestly, you only think about yourself.

So, I need to make myself clear,

Would you have done it,

If I was honest, and said,

"I'll love you, and hold you dear."

Quick poem, took about 3 minutes.

 
For No one

Have you ever seen a poem,

Just for one person?

Have you tought of the other people,

How they feel?

Seeing a poem with the detication to you,

You feel good.

But when It's not for you,

You're just sittting there reading a poem writen for someone else.

So this poem is for no one.

Or mabey for Everyone.

 
You can sing it to the tune of "Dear Maria".

You've got my picture,

you're coming with me,

Dear Ksenia,

I'll count you in.

It was like that from the start,

oh yeah,

save me from all my sins.

[Guitar solo]

When the lights go off,

they're gonna watch the way

we take the stage by storm.

The way we wrap SHORT STACK

around our fingers...

~~~

That's all that fits. LOL!

 
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