Posted 20 August 2012 - 06:31 PM
Well sorry the problem was that Kuchipatchi didn't have his donut this morning so he couldn't play the drums good, okay?
He's dependent on donuts to do well? Pshha. Soooo not excellent.
Excellent? What the heck? That's a weird way to describe it.
SO WHAT IMMA GENIUS I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT
No you can't! You still have to.... uh... do that thing... stay on the ground yeah
It's called gravity. AND YES I CAN HUURRR *jumps* SEE SEE I WAS IN THE AIR FOR 2 SECONDS DEFYING THE LAWS OF GRAVITY AND SCIENCE
And now I have to go. Also, I know this is a bit (A LOT) early, but I'm thinking of trying to get an iDL for Christmas this year. Found some good deals on Amazon, the only thing my parents will buy from soo... okay, more details on that later. PM us and that and have a good night!
Posted 21 August 2012 - 07:01 PM
I want steak
I want steak
WHY DO YOU WANT STEAK?! DO YOU WANT IT SO YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE WALL?! DO YOU WANT IT SO YOU CAN PASTE IT TO NOODLE'S MATH HOMEWORK?! DO YOU WANT STEAK SO YOU CAN THROW IT AT SOME PERSON IN A PALM TREE?! DO YOU WANT IT SO YOU CAN PUT IT IN THE RAIN?! AND LEAVE IT TO ROT?! OR MAYBE YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH IT?! OR GIVE IT A LEMON LOLLY?! OR MAYBE GIVE IT A BIG SQUISHY BOO HUG?!
Um actually I wanted to eat it.
HUFF! CRUELNESS TO STEAK! UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Haven't you heard of the Save The Steak Campaign? Christine is the founder.
What the chex mix is that?
Ahem. Did you know that every day, millions of steak pieces are cut. Sliced. Drowned in steak sauce. All for people's enjoyment. This is just not right. Steaks are people too. They have names, although most of them are Bob. They don't deserve to be treated like this. SAVE A STEAK TODAY PEOPLE
Ohkay. I SEE NOWWWWWWW
DO YOU REALLY?!
DO YOU REALLY REALLY REALLY
DO YOU REAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLLY REALYYYYY?!
Okay great so donate $5000,0000.
That's it for today! Please PM us with comments or whatever and have a good time doing whatever you're doing at this momento.
Posted 22 August 2012 - 06:37 PM
LET'S PLAY TETRIS
LET'S PLAY ARM WRESTLING!!!
BETTER! LET'S PLAY TRESLING!!
(lol big bang theory xD)
GOOOOOOOOOOO CHRISTINE VS SHELDON
UWAHHHH NO NO NO NO STUPID BLUE BLOCK SHAPED LIKE A SQUARE
MWAHAHAHAAHAHAH I SHALL SO TOTALLY WIN THIS CAUSE MY ARMS ARE NOT MERE STICKS LIKE YOURS
EHEHHEHHEHHEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WELL I LIEK IOFBHUOIGV
OH NO STUPID LONG RED BLOCK
'HA I TAKE YOUR MOMENT OF DISTRACTION TO TWIST YOUR ARM!!! HYAHH
NO I SHALL NOT LOSE TO YOU
OW THAT HURTS YOU BUM
And the match ends in a draw! Sorry for the short post, please PM us with comments and we shall see ya tomorrow!
Okay, Noodle! I challenge you!
Okay. *flings Sheldon off the table with an arm*
Posted 23 August 2012 - 06:48 PM
WHO WANTS TO HEAR ME PLAY THE SAXOPHONE?!
Um no I'm busy
Because that happens to be the saxophone that failed the audition.
MEH WHO CARES MY FRIEND KASEY WANTS ME TO YOU GUYS ARE MEAN *runs away to chat with Kasey*
Tama-Book is awesome. In fact, you see the awesomest pictures on it.
Really? Like what?
Well here's one that my friends on Blue's log of a kuchipatchi that they Skyped with.
Look at that tongue.
Oooohh imagine all that drool that must come out of his mouth at night.
Brian... leave it to you to come up with the grossest thing.
Yeah. Did you know that snails are slimy?
Yes. Did you know that blue is the color of the sky?
IT'S TIME FOR A DIDYAKNOW-OFF
Did you know that I drive a car?
No you don't. Did you know that I am eating buttered toast for dinner?
I do now.
HEY I LOVE BUTTERED TOAST YOU'D BETTER SHARE
Did you know that I am a poodle in my past life?
How do you know?
You talk in your sleep. Did you know that I have an imaginary chicken?
Yes. Did you know that I am sometimes annoying?
Definitely. Did you know that you look girly?
Yes, apparently. Did you know that you have feet?
WHAT?! I DO?!
YUSSS I WON THE DIDYAKNOW-OFF! OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dang it. I got so caught up in the didjaknow-off that my feet fell asleep while I was sitting on them. >:/
Anyway now that that nonsense is over, look at his feet.
Haaahhh haahhhh my feet prickle
THAT DUDE REALLY REALLY NEEDS TO GO TO A SPA. AND GET THE FULL TREATMENT
That's it for today. See you tomorrow and PM us. Might have photos!
Posted 24 August 2012 - 06:42 PM
Ooh. I am excited.
Much enthusiasm there.
It's just that I don't wannnnnaaa
Oooob ooob oooooob
I'm your wedding planner! You get a giant cake.
OKAY I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MARRIED NOW
The powweerrr of cakkkeee. The awesomeness of perfected flavors by me and shaped to perfection adorned with rubber chickens...
and also purchased for $9.99 at your local supermarket.
oh shut up.
Ooh ooh I'm gonna post that on Tama-Book! *types* there! Posted!
What the chex mix did you post about me this time?! *logs on* What? I don't see anything!
Huh? Are you sure? I posted it just a second ago... you're right! Where did it go?!
Maybe it's a glitch. I have Gotchi XP, so it's not the most up to date thing...
I've got Gotchi 7, and it doesn't show up for me either!
Lemme see I have Ringotchi.... It's not there either! Are you sure you posted it?
I'll try again. *posts*
oooob ooob ooob
What the cheese?! Sheldon, I saw it for a little bit and then it was gone!
I know! Unless my wonderful sparkly slanted eyes are deceiving me, which they would never do!
Nooooddlllleee! You're a computer geek! Come and help us!
Why thank you. What seems to be the problem?
We post something on Tama Book and then it just disappears! Watch! *types* I... love... Winnie.... the Pooh....
Wait. You do?
*blushes* IT'S JUST GONNA GET DELETED ANYWAY SO WHO CARES, OKAY?! *posts*
Ooobb ooob oob
There it goes!
I know! What is up with that?
Hmm... type it again and then listen carefully....
Okay... *types and posts*
ooob oooob oob
There it goes! And did you hear that?
Yeah! Christine, what are you doing?
Mmmm smack smack mmm hm? Oh, hey Noodle. I was just cleaning out this peanut butter jar and it kept getting suck it the roof of my mouth.
Really? *types Sheldon likes Boo* Do it again!
Mm? Okay. smack ooob ooob oob
Aha! Somehow, you, yes you, Christine, have a power to delete things on the internet by saying that!
COOOLLL I GOT THE POWA
Please PM us with comments, and have a good Friday night! *types Sheldon likes Boo*
WHAT Christine erase that again nowww
NO! I SHALL POST THIS BEFORE YOU CAN ERASE IT
oob ooooob oo-
Posted 26 August 2012 - 01:17 PM
A back to school animation that I caught a little while ago. He's pacing with a backpack, I guess.
What's so great about that, Brian?
Aww... it's kind of cute!
Yes, Brian. What happened to you being "manly"?
Um I was being manly! Really! I um yeah you know what THAT BACKPACK WAS REALLY HEAVY IT WAS FILLED WITH 10 POUND CHICKENS AND A COPY OF CURIOUS GEORGE GOES TO THE DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!! And you all know how heavy that can be.
A very random picture of Brian eating sushi. (what)
And there he is last night brushing his teeth like a good boy.
Behold, the utter and total cuteness of the Shimashimatchi.
Bleh. You people don't know what my secret weapon is.
He went to see the Avengers. He was like HEEYY PEOPLLEESSS and they were like GASP and then
They evolved. So then
Posted 26 August 2012 - 01:22 PM
The judges came. Dundundun
They gave them a performance worth...
Oh come on! How could they not like how I handled that saxophone without hands?
Sheldon decided to get a new room remodel.
AWWW YEA check out those curtains
The adventures of Sheldon and random kuchipatchi at the clock screen. That's it for today. Please PM us with comments and we shall see you tomorrow!
So tune in tomorrow or elsseee
Cause you do NOT wanna miss the new episode of chicken or octopus!
Posted 27 August 2012 - 06:11 PM
HEY HEEYY EVERY-
*continues epicly awesome saxophone riff*
YEAH HELLOO SO
*plays epicly awesome saxophone riff even louder*
SHUT UP ALREADY
*stops epicly awesome saxophone riff* Meehhh you no fun.
SO YEAH TOTALLY WELCOME TO THE AWESOME GAME SHOW THAT YOU ALL KNOW AND LOVE!!!!! IT'S TIME TO PLAY.... CHICKEN OR OCTOPUS!!! TODAY'S SPECIAL EPISODE FEATURES THE PAST TAMAGOTCHIS OF THIS LOG!!! SO LET'S ALL GIVE A HUGE WELCOME TO MIKAN YATTATCHI!!
AND PAUL KUROMAMETCHI!!!!!
Heyyy Noodle! How ya been?
Good, good. I'm glad I'm not on this week's episode.
Oh yeah. I saw last week's. You totally failed.
SO NOW LET US BEGIN!!! I'M SURE SINCE YOU ARE ALL TAMAGOTCHIS AND NOT BADLY EDUCATED HUMANS LIKE NOODLE, I'M SURE YOU ALL KNOW HOW TO PLAY!!!
SO LET'S BEGIN!!! READY CONTESTANTS? OKAY! ON YOUR PICKLES!
*puts on purple running shoes*
GET CHEX MIX
*shoves handful of chex mix in mouth*
AND BOOTS ARE FUNNY...
*sticks out tongue*
What?! Is this a race? Completely different than last week.... huh?
AND THEY'RE OFF!!!!! OFF TO A GOOD START... NOW, RELEASE THE ZEBRAS!!!!
OH NOES RUUN AWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSAAAA *starts running faster*
NOW REMEMBER PEOPLES, THESE ARE NOT ORDINARY ZEBRAS! THEY ARE DEATH ZEBRAS THEY WILL SHOOT HERSHEY'S KISSES AT YOU!! IF YOU ARE HIT, YOU ARE OUT OF THE GAME!!!!
RAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH <-- death zebra
Steve! Look out! A Hershey's kiss is coming right at you!
NUUU *drops to ground and rolls in pile of jelly beans*
HAA HAAA THEY WON'T GET ME OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPP keohgutr *gets hit in face with kiss*
NOW IT'S DOWN TO MIKAN AND STEVE!!! WHO WILL BE THE WINNER?!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *spits double kisses*
UWA *gets hit*
NO *gets hit at same time*
AND YA BOTH LOSE!!!!!!! THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE TODAY FOR CHICKEN OR OCTOPUS!!!
Hey, there weren't even any chickens or octopuses.
Oh. I forgot. *dumps chickens and octopuses on Noodle* There.
PWAA *shakes off* Why mee?? Anyway, just a little heads up for you readers. I've got this book report project to work on so I might not be on as much in the coming days. I have to read a book and then make baseball cards for 5 of the characters. And draw them and all this stuff.. mehhh... I'm doing Catching Fire. MANGA KATNISS FTW! Yeah... so, see you tomorrow (maybe) and PM us with comments. Have a great night!
Posted 29 August 2012 - 06:21 PM
Noodle. Oh my cheese. How can you not know what's going on?
Because I don't. Now tell me what the fuss is about.
Oh this is so awesome.
YEAH. NOODLE YA KNOW WHAT?! THIS IS THE MOST EPIC MOMENT IN HISTORY!!!!
What? Why are you all glued to the TV?
A kuchipatchi is in a hot dog eating contest against a bunch of other kuchipatchis.
How is that different from any other year?
This one has relish. They usually have ketchup.
We're really rooting for him! GO BOB GO!!!
And it looks like I have to go. See you tomorrow and PM us please!
Posted 31 August 2012 - 06:35 PM
Why oh why
It didn't have to be this way
Oh come on, guys. Just because Bob lost doesn't mean it's the end of the world.
B-but a fly flew into his mouth uwaahhhhhh
and then he he chokedddd
Who cares. Get over it. So. Story? Something crazy?
Come on! We always have something crazy goin' on!
DID I JUST HEAR SOMEONE NOT WANNA BE CRAZY?!
Mikan! That's sure to cheer you up!
THIS SCENE IS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLEEEE WE NEED 10000000000000 ORDERS OF RUBBER CHICKENS, 42 POUNDS OF COCA COLA AND A SLIPANDSLIDE RUBBER DOLPHIN~~~~~~~~~~~
*steve comes in with a giant truck* Here you go!
GREAT SO NOW YOU KURO DUDE GET ON THE DOLPHIN!!! I POURED COCA COLA ON IT SO IT'S EVEN MORE SLIPPERY
UWAAAA NNOOOO *falls down sticky slide*
HEY YOU HOROYOTCHI JUGGLE THESE RUBBER CHICKENS!!!
HEEYEYYY DON'T YOU THINK 100000 IS A LITTLE TOO MUCH TO JUGGLEEAAA
AND THE ROUND ROLY POLY BEE DUDE!!! HERE *tosses rubber chickens at Bat-Man*
I'll have you know that I am a Shimashima- UWAAA CHICKENS
AND BRIAN HAVE A COKE
Hey, she knows my name OOOF *gets hit in face with coke*
HEY PEOPLES!!!! HAVE A GOOD DAY AND PM NOODLE WITH WHAT SHE ALWAYS TELLS YOU TO AND CALL MIKAN IF YOU WANT A LITTLE MORE CRAZINESS IN YOUR LIFEEE
Posted 01 September 2012 - 06:03 PM
Because. I want to have a romantic evening. Whoever my true love will be will go out on the most romantic date with me. We'll go out to see a movie, I'll buy her extra chocolate covered raisins if she likes them if not she gets extra coke and then we'll go out to dinner at an Italian restaurant and we'll order a huge bowl of pasta and we'll eat breadsticks and IT WILL BE THE MOST EPICEST THING EVERRRRRRR
Hm. Funny to think that just last night I had a dream about you dying.
WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DREAM THAT
Hey! I don't have any control over my brain's weird thoughts when I'm asleep! I do that a lot. Besides, I don't think my dreams are very realistic. One time I had a dream that Mika (she was the chamametchi on the Tama-Go if don't remember go back and read it) got mad and left me and she came up close to the screen and kicked me in the face. And it hurt. O_O So yeah, I'm weird like that.
Yes, yes you are.
HEY THIS ISN'T FAIRRR
YEAH!! YOU GUYS GET TO HAVE A DISCUSSION WITH NOODLE BUT WE DON'T?!
I KNOW WHO TO CALL IN THIS KIND OF SITUATION!!! *dials cell phone* He's here already. *evil grin*
Hello. I'm Pierre Llamahead McLlamapants. Welcome to today's edition of Cheesy/Cheesit, the only show where we have a one hour discussion on whatever topics with Noodle. Today we have Christine Horoyotchi up first. Christine, what is your discussion?
What are your feelings on the word hey?
HEEY YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING
It's... a word. And... it's yeah.. a word.
WHAT CONTEXT DO YOU THINK THE WORD HEY SHOULD BE USED IN?
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYY SHOULD BE USED FOR YELLING AT NOODLE, IN MY OPINION!!!
Hey should be used for-
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY HEEYHEYEYHEHEHHWHEYEYEYEY
I BELIEVE HEY SHOULD BE USED FOR SAYING HEEEEEY CHRISTINE SHUT UP!!!!!
I'm sorry, Christine, but your discussion time is up. Bat-Man?
Um... well I don't really have anything to say...
Oh, that's a relief. My throat is sore after screaming at Christine.
Except.... ohh... *squints* jeez, the teleprompter is hard to read. Oh yeah. I like peanut butter.
So do I.
Your discussion time is up. Sheldon?
Noodle. I BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE CHICKENY!!!
I am what?
CHICKENY!! IT MEANS THAT YOU ACT LIKE A CHICKEN BOO
NO, I DO NOT
ARE YOU SURE
I BEG TO DIFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *attacks Noodle*
That's all the time we have for today. Good night everybody.
Posted 02 September 2012 - 01:36 PM
Brian? What's wrong?
The matchmaker.... just won't come... uwahhahhahahhhh
I know how to fix this. I am Sheldon, the awesome epic psychiatrist. Now, what seems to be the trouble, young sir?
He's not young. He's older than you.
I don't care. I am superior to him in intellect.
You didn't go to school.
Oh dear chex mix. Not this again.
WELL I DON'T CARE CUZ I AM A KUROMAMETCHI AND I GOT AN EARRING ON MY EAR NO WAIT TWO EARRINGS THAT MAKES ME EVER MORE SUPERIOR!!!!
That's a bit girly. Pshh... earrings.
Christine, Christine, Christine. You just do not understand the trends of our society these days. It is considered cool for boys to wear earrings.
Um, in what universe is it considered cool for boys to wear Hello Kitty BFF Earrings?
*blushes* OH SHUT UP!!!! MY BEST FRIEND LEONARD HAS ONE!!! IT'S MATCHING!
*looks at TamaBook page* Yeah, but he wears it on a necklace so it's not as obviously girly.
Yeah, it actually looks good on him too. Ooh, he's at the beach with Sheldon in that picture.
Pfftt..... Sheldon has sand in his mouth.. oh, here's why. It's a video of Leonard burying Sheldon in sand.
Hey, what's that big red thing?
It's a crab..... OH it just bit his nose!!! This is rich, Sheldon, rich!
Mff. I don't care. And by the way, Kuromametchis have no actual visible noses, so he pinched the spot where my nose would be.
Come to think of it, I don't think any of us have noses.
Hm. I suppose it wouldn't match perfectly with my complexion.
OH MY CHEX MIX IMMA DIE WHAT AM I GOING TO DO HOW CAN I BREATHE WITHOUT A NOSE
.... hm. Just noticing that, are you?
NO NO NO AIR.... RUNNING OUT.... CAN'T.... BREATHE.... GASP HASP RAH POOKIEHAHAHAHHA
I know what to do in this situation! *grabs fish bowl*
*puts it on Bat-Man's head*
MMMFF FBLURBLE BLURBE
You know, he's going to have a much harder time pretending to breathe with a nose if he's underwater.
He'd better close his mouth. That betta fish is coming straight toward it. Just plain disgusting, I say.
OH SHOOT *whips bowl off Bat-Man's head*
gasp bluurbblele belahugh
Well, that seems to have made him forget-
OH CHEZY I CAN'T BREATHE ASDFGHJKL
spoke too soon.
I know the only thing that can comfort him. *gets bowl of mac-and-cheese*
Here, little Bat-Man. Do not be alarmed.
Oh thanks I love mac and-
*shoves Bat-Man's face into bowl*
What'd you do that for?
I don't know. I just had the sudden urge to shove someone's face in a bowl of mac and cheese.
This happens often?
Oh, all the time.
I have cheese sauce in my eyes. The world is the cheesiest.
SO BUY SHELDON'S MAC AND CHEESE TODAY!!! PROVEN TO IRRITATE YOUR EYES, and all! YAY
Guys! What happened to him? ANd why is my betta fish looking scared?
Hmm... so hey, readers. They locked me in a closet with a TV playing Kuchipatchi's yoga. Have you ever seen a kuchipatchi do the downward dog? No matter. Anyway, please PM us with comments and all that fun stuff, and we'll see you tomorrow!
Posted 03 September 2012 - 06:30 PM
Hi! I'm Penny!
You're such a beautiful.... beautiful...
HEY DADDY WHY'D YOU CALL ME A BLOB HYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH *tiny epic baby power karate chop*
OWWOOWOWOOWOOWOWOWOWOWO sweetie please it wasn't meee awa
>:< Are you sure???
You're so awesome girl! You're the most
STUPID PERSON I'VE EVER MET IN MY LIFE
*whacks head on invisible couch arm*
... you didn't have to give him a brain injury, you know.
AAAHAHH IT'S A GIANT BEE WAAHAHAHAHAHAH DADDY SAVE ME SAVE ME OH MY CHEZ DADDY WHY ARE YOU LYING ON THE FLOOR WITH A POOL OF DROOL EEEEEEEEE WHWHHAHAHAH *bursts into tears*
GASP WHO DID THAT TOTALLY EVIL LAUGH OF EVILNESS?!
YOU SHALL NEVER FIND MEEEEE
*falls down from top of couch*
Penny, Sheldon. Sheldon, Penny. You are forever doomed to be arch enemies. Apparently.
You! I hate you! I... don't know who you are.
mwahh? Who are you people???
Oh no! He lost his memory! What'll we do?!
I think.... I think my name is Penny.
> NO IM PENNY
I KNOW WHAT TO DO *pours bag of skittles into Brian's mouth*
GASK HACK HACK BLOOACKKKKKKKKK huh? Hey I remember everything now yay
And that's it for today. Thanks for reading, please PM us with comments, and try not to have a horrible day tomorrow if you're going back to school or if you're going to school again, and have a good night!
Posted 04 September 2012 - 06:29 PM
WELCOME ONCE AGAIN TO CHICKEN OR OCTOPUS PEOPLE!!!! AND TODAY WE HAVE SPECIAL GUESTS ALL THE WAY FROM ANOTHER LOG!
*starts playing old mcdonald had a farm on saxophone*
Hey. Stop it. That's not a good openingggg.
FIne. *epic saxophone riff*
THAT'S BETTER! SO INTRODUCING..... MIKE!!!! LEONARD!!!! LOLA!!!! AND THEIR PET HUMAN, BLUE!!!! SO, EVERYONE! ARE YOU READY TO PLAY CHICKEN OR OCTOPUS?!
AM SO READY TO PLAY CHICKEN OR OCTOPUS! IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT AS PART OF MY NEW APPROACH TO LIFE!
Oh gotchi, not the new approach to life.
I'M SO READY, I'M WEARING A CHICKEN-OCTOPUS SUIT, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE CHICKTOPUS SUIT! AW YEAH!
Yay, I'm ready. BRING ON THE CHICKEN AND OCTOPUS, I'M STARVED!
I don't think this is about EATING the chicken and octopus....
*munches on chicken drum* Says who?
Ooh, epic suit.
ALL RIGHT GREAT PEOPLE!!! YOU ARE SO READY UNLIKE NOODLE!!!!!!!
I said I'm sorry already.
OKAY!!!! WE HAVE ALL THE SUPPLIES YOU COULD EVER POSSIBLY WANT LAID OUT ON THAT WHITE TABLE!!! YOUR EPIC JOB IS TO CREATE A SUSHI MAKING MACHINE IN 2 MINUTES USING THE ITEMS ON THAT TABLE!!!!! ARE YOU READY?! YOUR TIME STARTS NOWWW
Wait, but all that's on the table is 4 sticks of linguine, a hedgehog-
That's HEDGIE to you!
-Hedgie, a dictionary, some potatoes, a half eaten Pixie Stick, and a red Angry Bird.
And also some rice.
Oh yeah, I forgot.
1 MINUTE 45 SECONDS LEFT!
WAAAAAAGH! *grabs screwdriver and potatoes*
NUUUUU!!!!!!! *grabs Angry Bird*
Relax, I got this, guys.
I'M GOING TO COMPLETELY IGNORE YOU RIGHT NOW *grabs whatever's left*
I'm going to...uh....*mashes everything together* I GIVE UP THIS IS TOO HARDJ FSJD FKJSLFK DFJLSKFJS LSK
WE HAVE ONLY 3 CONTESTANTS LEFT!
OKAY HEDGIE, WE'RE GOING TO LEARN HOW TO MAKE SUSHI!
What? But I can't cook...
FIRST YOU TAKE THE RICE AND MUSH IT ALL OVER THE SEAWEED AND THEN YOU THROW SOME STUFF ON IT AND THEN MIX IT ALL TOGETHER AND CUT IT UP AND NOW YOU HAVE SUSHI NOW MAKE SUSHI, MINION!
LIKE THIS! *does whatever he says above*
NO IT DIDN'T TURN OUT THIS IS TOO HARD I QUITTTTTTT
*stares at mess of seaweed, rice, one Ugg boot, tuna, and cucumber*
Yup, that really looks like sushi.
I GOT THIS!
*shows off Angry Bird*
Turns out little Bird here can make delicious sushi. :3
*Angry Bird shows off neat rows of salmon rolls*
TIMES UP! LET'S TASTE YOUR SUSHI!OUR TASTE TESTER SHALL BE STEVE BECAUSE-
CAUSE I LOVE SUSHI AND I EVEN HAVE ON MY I HEART SUSHI SUSHI TASTING BIB!!!
.... O_O okay then SO NOW LET'S GO TO LEONARD'S SUSHI!!!!
Oooh an angry bird made this I love angry birds so this has gotta be good! *takes big gigantic bite with hands*
Oh excuuusssseeee me! That is so so so so so so so totally not the way to eat sushi. You must first take a sip of tea and then pick up your chop sticks and very properly use them and hold them the proper-
ASDFGHJKL PLEAUGH BLEAHAHAHAHIUHUHduihfgIHNDJEGU THIS IS SO GROSS IT TASTES LIKE ROTTEN OLD BACON DUDE WHAT IS IN THIS STUFF
Now move on to Lola's sushi!!!
*takes bite* Mmmmmmmmmmgmmmmhhmmm YUMMY
So, Steve, have you decided on the win-
OF COURSE ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS LOLA PERSON TOTALLY WINSSSA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lola, what do you have to say about your wonderful victory? Hey, Bat-Man, go talk to the loser.
Do I have toooo
Fine. Anyway, what was in that stuff?
Uh...salmon. I'm totally not lying YESIAMLYINGFORGIVEME
If it wasn't salmon...what was inside?
*sniffs salmon* Le gasp! Bird, is this true?
Yes! This is fake salmon, made from one of those disgusting green pigs I hate so much!
Ewww! How, why-
Duh. In every level, me and my brethren go and KILL those pigs. They don't just poof. Geez, I thought you were smart.
I think I'm going to be sick...
Well, don't be! Let's go and have an interview!
*at interview place*
So, Lola, how do you feel winning Chicken or Octopus?
I actually feel really great knowing that I'm really smarter than everybody that I live with.
And how do you feel about winning this great prize of cheese, crackers, and one goose?
I love cheese, Blue will eat the crackers, and I don't like geese.
Oh my chez! How can you not like geese?
Uh...one tried to poke my eye out.
Oh. Well, thank you for your time, Chex Mix, and we'll see you all again tomorrow!
Uh...my name is Lola.
See you tomorrow, have a good night, and please PM either of us with questions or comments!
Edited by CheesyNoodleTama, 04 September 2012 - 06:33 PM.
Posted 05 September 2012 - 06:55 PM
I DIDN'T GET TO SAY ANYTHING YESTERDAY
SO MY NAME IS CHRISTINE YAYAY
Chex mix is yummy but Noodle doesn't have any.
We have goldfish crackers.
NO GOLDFISH CRACKERS WILL MEAN MY DOOM THAT'S WHAT THE FORTUNE COOKIE SAID IN THE CHINESE RESTAURANT
Now I have to go. Bye, better post tomorrow!
Posted 06 September 2012 - 06:40 PM
Ugghhhh Christine, why are we doing this?
We're cleaning out Mikan and Mario's old garage because
Uh, we did?
Hey I don't have arms so I can't carry boxes me excused!
Yay I don't have arms either!
Oh come on. Usually having arms is good. ;3;
Noodle you have arms help us!!!
Because one of my arms is extremely sore.
Harumphh... finnneeeeeeeeeee.... *moves really giant box* ooooooffffff Hey what's that thing? *points at machine that looks like a mametchi with neon green ears*
I do not know! This will take a very close examination to figure out!
It says Time Machine.
Ooh cool a time machine? Let's hurry up and go to the futureeee...
NO NO NO I WANNA GO TO THE DISCO ERA SO I CAN BOOGIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can we go to ancient Japan?
Let's go to the ancient times of boo!
Wait! Before we go anywhere, let us consider the rules of many science fiction books and movies on time travel. Time traveling is a very serious business no to be fooled around with. Besides, taking into account how crazy you guys are, we'd probably mess something up majorly in time.
*everyone smiles creepily and tries to look serious*
.... well fine, but it will take a lot of planning.
Which is why we call upon the powers of the readers of this log! Please PM us with points in time that you'd like to see us travel to (and maybe even screw up )! Past, present, or future! All ideas will be excepted and done unless there are duplicate requests. So please PM us with that! And we shall see you tomorrow!~~
Posted 07 September 2012 - 06:39 PM
I'M NOT A POTATO >:0
ASDFGHJKL NOODLE WHAT THE CHEZ IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD TODAY IT'S ALL COLD AND WATER IS FALLING FROM THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Yeah. It's rained non-stop today! Best part is, picture day got canceled. awwwyeaauhh. Wiiinnn... but back to the point, yeah, I don't think any of you have ever seen rain in your short lives.
Anyway, Noodle, why aren't we going to awesome places in time???
Because we haven't gotten any suggestions yet! It's okay, people are probably busy, but when you do get a chance, please send in suggestions of where we can go mess up!
Yes, I think it as just as well, because we must be prepared for everything that we might encounter. That is why I, Christine, volunteer to be our trip organizer. Now, everyone go get bags!
*gets cheese bag*
*gets giant suitcase*
*gets saxophone case*
*gets tiny backpack shaped like a heart*
*gets regular school backpack*
All right so here's whatcha need! 3 bottles of water 1 flashlight 9 bags of cheetos 1 Hersheys bar 1 box of graham crackers a giant bag of marshmallows-
Well, these all seem like essentials. Maybe Christine is actually right for once.
No... wait for it... wait for it...
and then 12 tutus 5 Patchi-Man comic books 6000 rubber chickens 4 lizards and A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREEEEE
WAAAHAHHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN'T CARRY ALL THISS
AAGAHGJHAGJHFCSUGIUEbvndigat A LIZARD IS ATTACKING MEEEE
THE WEIRD RANDOM THING OF THE DAY IS
Yesterday I went into the shop on the v3 and scrolled through the options and the last one was CHEESE and I was like omigosh and bought it xD.
THE RANDOM WORD OF THE DAY IS
tutu. See you tomorrow have an awesome day and please PM us with your suggestions on where in time we should go!
This lizard is slimy...
Posted 08 September 2012 - 08:32 PM
Thanks for 3,316 views!!!
Thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 for a time travel adventure idea!!!
ASDFGHJKL So Noodle does that mean we can go on an awesome adventure noooww???
...No. I'm too tired to do a giant huge long post and, like, you know, actually use the creative part of my brain this late at night plus I only have 8 minutes to post this. :l
WAAAAHAHAHAHHWAAAA THAT'S NOT FAIR NO NO NO NO NOODLE YOU RUINED MY LIFE *rolls on floor crying*
There goes the educated and mature side, eh? *smirk*
Um no, 10+10= 20! See, educated!!!!!
Noodle!!!! Tell us where we're going tomorrow!
... No, it's a secret.
WHYYYYYWHWHWYWHYWG NO NO NO NOT FAIR UUUWAHAHHA
Pleeeasaaasasasaeee???? *puppy dog face*
However shall we defeat this evil power of three periods and a NO???!!!!!!!
You just won't.
So tamagotchi news, I left Penny on and she is 2, and I will leave her on again tonight so she will evolve. Wonder what she'll be? Anyway, please PM us with ideas for adventures, and look forward to tomorrow's adventure into the past!
Hey, hurry, let's hack her PM box! It must be in there!
No! I shall log out before you have a chance!
Hey Bat-Man, I think your face is stuck in a smirk.
Aggh! You're right! *smirksmirksmirk*
No! Noodle created a distraction!
Posted 09 September 2012 - 06:09 PM
NOODLE NOODLE PLEASE TELL ME WE'RE GOING ON OUR ADVENTUREEE
YEAH YOU MADE US WAIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL DAY BECAUSE YOU WAITED UNTIL THIS LATE TO POST WHY
Believe it or not, I have other ways to spend my time. Plus, my family kept jumping on the computer before I could. Anyway...
It's time for our first time travel adventure!
Thanks to kuchipatchi.is.blue55 and Chocomonkey for your ideas which I am combining!!!
We are going to caveman/dinosaur times!!!!
NOTE: This might not be entirely historically correct, because apparently dinosaurs and cavemen weren't alive at the same time, but they always are in cartoons and such, so who cares?
All right! Christine, do we have everything we shall need?
All right! Everyone in the time machine!
Sheldon, are you sure you know how to work this thing?
Of course. Let's see. Set time to cavemen+dinosaurs, hit travel.... GASP
Oh no! What'd you do?!
Silly me. Forgot to close the door. *closes door*
Pretty good thing he remembered. We wouldn't want to be flying all over time.
*pushes big red button*
*machine lights up*
*spins around and flies off the ground*
ASDFGHJKL I'M DYING
I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK
Whoa! Look at the scenery. Is that George Mametchi? Oooh, pretty colors! What's that thing Noodle? Huh? Noodle?
*time machine lands*
Meehhh stop the room please, I'd like to get offfff
*shakes head* Noodle, when did you multiply into 10? Scary
Phew! All right, we're here. Everyone ready to venture outside?
... guess not. Penny, would you please do the honors?
*grabs spray bottle out of backpack and sprays everyone in the face* WAAAAA
Huh what we're here?
Oh no. We're here.
Let's go outside, everyone!
*everyone takes step outside*
*giant t-rex stomps toward them*
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *grabs Bat-Man*
*stomps away with Bat-Man*
We have to get him back!
No time! Hurry! We have to find shelter before they grab us too! Then we can think of a plan. Come on!
*everyone dashes to a cave*
hahhahhhhahhh gasp gasp
Whew, we made it.
*digs in backpack* Gatorade, anybody? Replenishes your sweat!
I'll take some, thanks. *chugs whole bottle*
Noodle!!! Now we don't have any left!
Let's make smores! *lights fire with a match*
O_O What was that?
... it looks like a mametchi with a club.
Oh, I see! So these are our ancestors! Cool!
Cool?! Huf! We should not be fussing about stupid cave-mametchis when we have to save Bat-Man!
OOGA *gnaws on Sheldon's legs*
AAAGGGGHHHHH!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
Because you called him stupid.
What's that wooshing sound?
I'll go see. *goes to entrance of cave* Hey everybody! It's Bat-Man!
*everyone comes to look*
*riding on pterodactyl* Hey everyone! Don't be afraid! These guys are actually really nice, once you give them rice! RHYME HAHAH
-.- that was our food...
It's true! *rides on that one with a really long neck while throwing rice in its mouth*
WHEEEE *rides tiny chicken sized dinosaur*
Here, dino. *throws rices at chicken sized dinosaurs*
*bite Sheldon's legs*
THIS IS FUNN
Uh oh, guys. We have to head back.
Awww do we have to???? I was having fun with Bob....
Sorry, Bat-Man. Maybe we'll come back and visit them some other time.
All right... bye Bob ;u;
*everyone climbs into time machine*
Well, thank you for reading our first crazy adventure! Please PM us with more places we can go, and we'll see you all tomorrow!
Posted 11 September 2012 - 06:20 PM
I shall translate that for you, dear Penny! A turtle pug!
I do not look like a turtle pug! >:/
Hey! Maybe that's what you are!
... you're really pressed for ideas, aren't you?
Yes. How could you tell?
I sense these things. It was either that or you had a stick on your head.
Noodle, what's that on your head?
ack! A stick! Yeah... so, please PM us with comments and all and we'll see you tomorrow!
EDIT: I have been informed that she is a decotchi. We think. Thanks to Blue for continuing the endless search with me!!!
Edited by CheesyNoodleTama, 11 September 2012 - 06:31 PM.