35. When they pull you over to tell you something important scream, "OH MY GOD! YOUR PREGNANT?!?!" then when they say "wait what? Phoebe, shut up, that is so not what I--" then say "AN ABORTION?!?!!?" ARIEL, YOU CAN'T GET AN ABORTION! YOUR CHRISTIAN!!!!" Then she slapped me. Wait.... I totally did not do that after lunch today. And it was not totally hilarious.
36. When your friend runs up and hugs you start screaming, "RAPE! RAPE! GET OFF OF ME! RAAAAAAAPE!" This one I'm not afraid to admit to doing. I'm known around the school as a spaz.