1000 things NOT to do to a tamagotchi

[ilovekuchipa555]

1249. Destroy it! xD

 

[costella]

1250. Stab it with a spork

1251. Throw it at Patrick Stump (That would be bad)

1252. Make it jump out a window.

1253. Put it in a blender.

1254. Give it to Micheal Jackson.

1255. Feed it pudding.

1256. Milk a cow with it. (o.o)

1257. Eat it.

1258. Make it eat a monkey.

1259. Make it eat 2 monkeys.

 

[ilovekuchipa555]

1260. Make it commit murder. x.x

 

[The Invisible Ice Climbers]

1261; open it up, and cut the wires

1262; date it o_0

1263; marry it O_O

1264; Debug it, turn it into a kuchipatchi and make it suffer.

1265; Let it get all mouldy!!

 

[Locky458]

1266 - Uhh.. Stick it on your mouth.

 

[The Invisible Ice Climbers]

Lol, I do that all the time and nothing has happened. They taste nice.

 

[.tee.hee...x]

1267: Practice CPR on it........

1268: Use is to practise kissing

1269: Boil it

1270: Make it into a pair on earrings

 

[Batteryoperated]

1241 take it out and let go of it on the windest day

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[[x]iDmo[x]]

1242. Go in space, open the window and say, "Bye bye Tamagotchi!" and drop it.

 

[Smallquailrooster]

1243.

Play with it.

 

[~Kuromametchi~]

1244; give it to me.

1245; give it to Link

1246; give it to zelda

1247; give it to ganondorf

1248; give it to Princess Ruto of the zoras (dun dun duun)

 

[Princess Ruto Of The Zoras]

1249; Swear at it in Pig Latin

1250; Delebrilytly overfeed it so they turn into The V5 Fattys

1251; sell it at wal-mart

1252; use it as toilet paper *shivers*

 

[Smallquailrooster]

1253.

Hold yourself back from smashing it.

1254.

Resist the urge to bite it, smash it, crunch it under your feet or flush it down the toilet. Cuz tamagotchis are annoying.

 

[Snowfang]

1255. Make it murder Ashfur.(horray!)

1256. Give it to Tigerclaw and Hawkfrost.

1257.Get a balloon and tie it on and see it fly away.

1258. Wear it to Six Flags and drop it at Superman: Tower of Power.

 

[~Kuromametchi~]

1255. Make it murder Ashfur.(horray!) h34r: 1256. Give it to Tigerclaw and Hawkfrost.

1257.Get a balloon and tie it on and see it fly away.

1258. Wear it to Six Flags and drop it at Superman: Tower of Power.

Why are we talking warrior cats again?

1259: Overfeed it.

1260: Make it into an ugly one, like papapatchi

 

[Snowfang]

Why are we talking warrior cats again?
1259: Overfeed it.

1260: Make it into an ugly one, like papapatchi

Idk, I was being random...

1261. Chuck it in the trash.

1262. Feed it to a monkey.

1263. Give it to my little sister.

 

[Lara_Long_Stockings]

Yah.... NEVER give a tama to mickey mouse. The things he'd do with it.. *shiver*

LOL !!!

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*spazzes with laughter*

That made me laugh SO much!! *dies*

1264: Put it in a blender.

1265: Throw it from a 7 storey building.