1001 things to get you kicked out of Wal-mart

[x.Raincloud]

Just write dumb things to get you kicked out of Wal-Mart!

eg.1.Run around the store screaming like a banshee

I'll start:

1. Grabs some Bouncy Balls and throw them at random people saying "Go Pokeball!"

 

[*jenny*]

2:Open a bottle of water and pour it on a gaurd and say "SEA HORSE!"

 

[x.Raincloud]

3.Open a bottle of water andpour it at your feet then say to anyone who walks by, "Oopsy, I had an accident~"

 

[Sugary butterfly~*]

4.Get a sledge hammaer and hit all the shelfes/people down then hit the manager then run out laughing hysterically.(i can already imagine it! XD )

 

[Christail Ghostie~*]

5. Run amok with a double-barrel!

6. Invade everyone's personal bubble!

 

[violetchi_garden]

7. throw skittles at random people screaming "taste the freakin' rainbow!!!!!!!" (I did this one in 1,005 things not to do in public, does it still count?"

 

[Memetchitamagotchi]

8. When the check-out line is long, you take a bag of M&M'S and throw them at the dudes head in front of you and say "HURRY UP YOU ARE SO SLOW OMG"

 

[Gotchi Guy46]

9.Opening Tamagotchi's out of there packaging and chucking them at random people screaming"Mametchi said DIE!!!"

 

[Christail Ghostie~*]

10. Give people brown-eyes

11. Play darts with a person's face and a butcher knife

 

[Sakuranbo]

Look really calm and sophisticated and then suddenly drop your shopping basket, point at the enormous freezers that hold ice-cream (mmm, ice-cream... must not get sidetracked!) and start screaming "Oh my God, it's a mammoth! I swear on a turnip that I saw a mammoth!" then shut up and continue being calm and sophisticated.

 

[Tamaland_Kitty_Kat]

Squirt tomato juice leading to the boys toilets.

 

[XJuLiX]

[SIZE=14pt]13. Take all the barbie dolls of the shelves put them in your cart, and when people look at you strangely, start shrieking IM A BARBIE GIRLLL IN A BARBIE WORRLLDDDDDD and pop lock and drop it xD[/SIZE]

 

[x.Ryancloud]

^ I LOL'ed at that/

14. Scream. Loudly. xDDDDDDD

 

[Tamaland_Kitty_Kat]

15. Put underwear in the toy section.

 

[x.Ryancloud]

16. Put toys in the underwear section.

XD

 

[x.Raincloud]

17. For boys:Get a bra and put it on. Ask a worker if it's on right XD

18.Get some boxers and put on your head. Then run around screaming "UNDWEAR LAD/GIRL"

 

[cluck_cluck_chicken]

19. Play hide and seek and push everything off a shelf and lay on it! (It works. We did it!)

20. Put like 30 boxes of tampons in a mans trolley

 

[dmoquinn]

21: Put on panties and bra and say, "Am I sunburned?"

 

[Tamaland_Kitty_Kat]

22. Stick pads on random parts of the body xD