Ask a Stupid Question and.............

[tama_genius]

Because we want to.

Why is an elephant dying?

 

[illiey12]

Because it ate a bug.

Why is my friend being so awesome?

 

[Gilla]

Cuz she drank too many smoothies

Why does the man in Monoply have a moustache

 

[ilovekuchipa555]

Because he thought that a mustache gives himself more luck (lol random)

Why do people like to eat pies? (Random again)

 

[Neon Tiger.]

Because it helps them grow hair.

Why am I dead? x3

 

[Gilla]

Cuz you accidentaly ate a poisonos JD toy

Why do we eat Chinese?

 

[Neon Tiger.]

Blank?

Cause I'm coooool.

Why am I bored?

 

[Gilla]

Cuz you inflated your brain cells

Why is tape sticky?

 

[rachel3802]

Because Chuck Norris touched it with his juice covered hands.

Why is Chuck Norris 62?

 

[Gilla]

Cuz he was reborn accidentaly

Why don`t people have purple eyes?

 

[kutchipatchi08807]

because orange is the new purple

why do fat people play tubas?

 

[Memetchitamagotchi]

Because they need something to blow their burps in from eating too much fast food.

Why is their duck-tape on ur mouth?

 

[Vicky Liu]

Because I just went to the circus and saw some Mexican Hat Dancers.

Why is there a steak on your face?

 

[Shiba]

Because I forgot how to eat.

Why did I forget how to eat?

 

[Vicky Liu]

Because you were brainwashed by beans.

Why are beans cool?

 

[tama_genius]

because they wear skinny jeans

Why does the house fly?

 

[Neon Tiger.]

Because it wears sunglasses :3

Why do I have feet?

 

[Gilla]

Cuz they have purple verucas on them

Why do ants eat?

 

[Neon Tiger.]

So they don't get thirsty.

Why do I have a phone?

 

[Vicky Liu]

because your bfs were adopted by aliens.

Why does life continue?