Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[Memetchiluva464]

...... 42.

Is there a reason for that?

 

[Missvioletchi]

Correct!

Why does nothing rhyme with "silver"??!!!?!?!?!!!

 

[pikachuchu!]

cuz nothing rhymes with orange

Hey can't you actually say porridge with orange?

 

[PokemonKid]

No, because I ate a pie.

Why does the rapture not destroy us? >D

Causetheraptureanitgonnahappen

 

[Missvioletchi]

cuz nothing rhymes with orange

Hey can't you actually say porridge with orange?

Actually, door hinge rhymes with orange

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Because zebras dont wear tutus!! duh!!

Why does the moon have to be square?

 

[yattatchi425]

because Jesus`s fart caused a wave that killed japan.

why are there bubbles?

 

[It`s Teri]

Because of the pie that destroyed Mars!

What is the meaning of life?

 

[mametchifan1996]

L-I-F-E.

Why is Teri obsessed with Survivor?

 

[It`s Teri]

Because it is so totally awesome!

Why?

 

[mametchifan1996]

Because.

What is my last name?

 

[.:Nightpelt~Togetchi:.]

what is your cat's name?

If I ate a chocolate chip cookie while reading harry potter and the goblet of fire, will I turn into a Hedgehog?

 

[Pink Hippopotumas]

If you mutter the spell of hedge-hogitis.

Hey!You! No, not you! Yes, You! Do you like tacos???

 

[Oh!]

yEr MoM Liks TakOz

Do chicken's have large talons?

 

[.:Nightpelt~Togetchi:.]

CHICKENS HAVE FEATHERY BUTTS =P

What is 1+1?

 

[robodog]

One hundred and seven. Plus a monkey. An evil monkey!

Why do the dolls continue to stalk me?

 

[yattatchi425]

because you did not comb their hair with a plastic brush.

why do digimon resemble pokemon so much?

 

[robodog]

They don't. It's an evil rumor spread by Pikachu in order to discredit the competition.

Why do farts stink?

 

[PokemonKid]

B3(AU$E Y3R M0M L1K3$ TAK0$

Why did I type like that?

 

[mametchifan1996]

Because you like Pokemon!

Why do cats and dogs fight?

 

[.:Nightpelt~Togetchi:.]

Because chuck norris looks like a chicken

Why does my mum expect me to sleep at 9:30pm???