Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Because Martians have overtaken the TV station and are using Jersey Shore to brainwash people so they can conquer the Earth.

Why can I not think of any question to ask?

 

[jasen221]

Because my love life is screwed up.

Why is my love life screwed up?

 

[Hierarchy]

Because my kitty cat is out to get you.

Why must it be so COLD!?

 

[It`s Teri]

Because I'm cold also. I'm wrapped in a blanket as I type this xD

Why do I have an ice-locker for a room? (lolnotliterallyxD)

 

[CherubHorse]

Because your parents want to slowly kill you so they can turn you into a delicious stew.

WHY ARE MY BUDGIES SO LOUD!??!?!

 

[Neon Pegasus]

because i snuck into your house and gave them all megaphones. and they also have chainsaws

Why is this text white???

HAHAHAHAHA

ROAR.

I DONT KNOW

._________________________________.

meow

 

[It`s Teri]

Because this text is red!

Why do I like red and white? (COME ON MOST OF YOU KNOW THIS xD)

 

[TicTax]

Because your Polish

Why am I crazy?

 

[yattatchi425]

because mickey mouse tampers with your brain at night.

why do i like ponies that are little? and brightly colored?

 

[It`s Teri]

Because Savy gave an awesome stupid answer to my stupid question! (Even though I'm not actually Polish xD)

Why do I listen to music in class?

 

[yattatchi425]

because it is brainwashing you.

why is the internetz so cool?

 

[memetchi <3]

Because of toaster strudels.

Why are ants delicious?

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Because they are the only edible thing left on the planet.

Why do DoomGuy's (the character in my avatar) eyebrows keep moving?

 

[It`s Teri]

Because he's copying the Cadbury ad.

Why is chocolate yum?

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Because pasta is yum.

Why pasta yum?

 

[Ringotchi123]

Because TicTax thinks so.

Why does my mom hate tamas?

 

[lovetchi3035]

Because she likes Barney better!

Why is Peeta so cute??? &lt;3

 

[It`s Teri]

Because epicness.

Why epicness?

 

[yattatchi425]

because awesomeness.

why do waffles like syrup?

 

[Puffy Snivy]

because they'd explode

Why won't my mom let me buy more tape?