Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[Shnupbupstchi]

How did you not know that?

Because rainbows are black and white!

Why do I love M&Ms?

Because trees are awesome! 

Why do squirrels throw sticks at people's butts?

 

[Dark_Yoshi]

Because the squirrels ran out of nuts to throw.

Why do purple and violet look the same?

 

[Shnupbupstchi]

Becuse purple owns a cloning machine.

Why does my head explode each time i say something?

 

[mochatchi34]

Because I am forced to annotate a book. D:

Why did I say that?

 

[It`s Teri]

Because Bella does NOT have Asperger's!

How did I know?

 

[Graycefox]

Because you are smart!

Why are Tama-Go's always sold out?

 

[mochatchi34]

Because I want one really badly! D:

Why are mangoes awesomeness?

 

[It`s Teri]

Because I had a mango smoothie yesterday.

Ho hum?

 

[mochatchi34]

Yawn.

Can bubbles blow themselves? Cuz that would be cool.

 

[Graycefox]

Of course they can!!!

Can cabbage talk???

 

[mametchifan1996]

Of course!

Why do people bite their fingernails?

 

[Graycefox]

Because people get stressed out.

Why are all the hot guys taken?

 

[It`s Teri]

Becuase they're either gay or married.

Do you like smileys? =)

 

[mochatchi34]

Is grass green? (A.K.A yes lol)

Is water blue? (Yes it is naturally blue! xP)

 

[It`s Teri]

No, it's purple since I put purple food colouring in it!

Is the sky red? (No, it's blue! xD)

 

[sakura-san123]

Yes the sky is red because beans have killed half of America!

Why does chocolate taste soooooooooo good!!!!???

 

[mochatchi34]

Because M&Ms are made of chocolate. And M&Ms are cool.

Why did my tama evolve into Ringotchi when I took perfect care?!?

 

[kuchipatchigrl]

Because I just ate a carrot.

Why did I eat a carrot?

 

[Graycefox]

Because you are a horse!:]

Why are scientific calculators on my school supply list?

 

[kuchipatchigrl]

Because regular ones are "too good" for your school.

Why do I wear a superman shirt?