Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[kittenkitten2]

why did i eat a potato?

 

[ApertureGotchi]

Because you see, the potato fairy who, in fact is MAGICAL, gave you one. And she would have blasted you with starchy magic if you did not eat one.

What the @#%&*$ are YOU doing here??

 

[Eyfie]

I'm here because i want to eat cookies then rule the world with the cookies then marry one then have many mini choc chips xD

What on earth are you?

 

[Graycefox]

I am a girl.

Why does my cat puuuurrrrrr?

 

[Eyfie]

It wants to marry yuurrr

Why do bunny twitch their noses?

 

[tamame20]

because ofq theq qleqtter qqqqqqq

AT WHAT TIME DOSE THE NARWAL BACON

 

[lovetchi3035]

because you like ........................................................

why am i fat

 

[nadoosh]

because you r fat!

Why is school coming?

 

[dragonlass666]

because a magic unicorn made you eat it to kill the evil slime

Why is link a banana?

 

[ApertureGotchi]

Because if he were an orange, his face would be PURPLE

If unicorns eat rainbows, then what eats sparkles?

 

[lovetchi3035]

your face

why is my bellybutton purple

 

[It`s Teri]

Because you're cold.

Who likes to tape their thumbs to their hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur?

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Ancient trannies. Who likes to cosplay?

 

[mametchifan1996]

Not me.

Who is the killer?

 

[It`s Teri]

I don't even know what that is

Who likes translation party?

 

[mametchifan1996]

Sounds fun

Who are you?

 

[ApertureGotchi]

I live in a pineapple under the sea.

Where were you last night?

 

[lovetchi3035]

under your bed stalking you

WERE'S MY COOKIE???

 

[Mizuky]

I ate it

Do you like mashed potatoes? :3

 

[lovetchi3035]

never!!! jumps out of a 60 story window!!!

why am i dead? XP