Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[It`s Teri]

You jumped into killer pie.

Why is this random?

 

[eliptic-tensaitchi]

Because of Pina Colada

Why is Awa-Shima so awesome

 

[sakura-san123]

Because my pants fell down.

Why do i go on this site alot??

 

[tinkeepie11]

Because Charlie the unicorn came to your house with his friend the annoying orange and hypnotized you

Why do I like hot cinnamon apples?

 

[eliptic-tensaitchi]

Because you saw me

Why am I so sexy?

 

[ApertureGotchi]

Botox, duh!

Why do I L-O-V-E LOVE grape juice?

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Because you are a grape vampire.

 

I can has cheezberger? (Yeah, seriously XD)

 

[eliptic-tensaitchi]

No you can only have unicorn

Why is the mongoose pretty

 

[sakura-san123]

Because i threw my underpants into the neighbours garden and they killed my cat with a hammer.

Why do i love chocolate??

 

[PokemonKid]

Because I so handsome that you all fall in love with meh dB jk. jk.

why do you all love meh?

 

[sweetpea40998]

My heart belongs to another, actually.

Why is my hair naturally blue?

 

[PokemonKid]

(your supposed to give a STUPID answer)

Because bob ate your old hair

Why do I have no Mac?

 

[tinkeepie11]

Because it ate you

Why does my chicken soup burn my tongue?

 

[sweetpea40998]

(i did lol)

Because it came from Mordor...!!

Why do gays even exist?!?!

 

[Orandatchi]

Because I lost my face.

Why do I want bacon?

 

[sakura-san123]

Because you got hit over the head with a maths book

Why do i hate maths?

 

[lovetchi3035]

because you ate alot of apples

why is a toast army attacking me right now???

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Because the samurai think you're a ninja.

 

Why don't I have a sword?

 

[lovetchi3035]

because you ate it

why is elmo staring at me with a spear

 

[sakura-san123]

Because the wiggles came and unleashed him into your bedroom in the middle of the night....

Why do i wear make-up all the time?