Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[DannyCorvus]

Because the talking carrot said so.

Why can't I hold all these limes?

 

[Tamagotchi Foreva]

because I cut a hole in your bag

what is everyones prob?

 

[SailorRosette]

The were all crazy for Halloween...

Why no I can Has Cheezeburger posts/forum?

 

[Space Unicorn]

becoz i am a bnana laoallahahahah liololol111!!!one!!!shift!!111eleven!11!!!

Why is my kitten singing about candy?

 

[yattatchi425]

becuase its sugar high.

why is the moon made of cheese?

 

[Aquangel]

Derp.

Why'd I say derp?

 

[mametchifan1996]

Because it's stinky?

Why are egg yolks yellow?

 

[yattatchi425]

because god didn't like green eggs and ham.

why am i so addicted to ponies?

 

[miranda686]

Because you're one of the herd

Why am I a brony?

 

[Aquangel]

Ivanna Dance.

Yayness is awesomeness, why?

 

[Violetchi luv]

YAYNESS IS AWESOMESAUCE!

Why did I lose my only Music Star?

 

[Orandatchi]

Because you say YAY.

I scratched that out because Violet beat me to it. <_<

Because a dog ate it.

Why do I want a jelly donut right now?

 

[Space Unicorn]

Because my kitten licks herself

Why is mah hair on fire?

 

[SugaryGoesRAWR]

Because I eat cards for breakfast

Why do chickens make lazerbeams?

 

[Space Unicorn]

coz ima firin ma lazah hahaha!!!!one!!!111eleven!!!!shift!!!hahah!!!11111one!!1111!!!!!

Why am I acting like a total n00b? <.<

 

[Southparkkennyfan]

Because life means to die.

Why did I decorate my tama with bad modeling clay?

 

[katie_bug]

Because I hate the USPS...

Why isn't my iPhone4 here yet???? FyL

 

[It`s Teri]

It just isn't.

I have Asperger's, what's YOUR excuse?

 

[kuchipatchi.is.blue55]

my brain is a potato.

why is my calculator smashing my tama????

 

[Space Unicorn]

Because your calculator is superglued to a llama.