Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[bluegreen]

Because the butter flew. How can butter even fly?

 

[Gooby]

buter is capabel of shrot tehrm flyd as long as its nod two hevy.

why is gooby hear?

 

[bluegreen]

Because I like Pokemon, why do I like Pokemon?

 

[Orandatchi]

Because you have been infected by gooby pls.

Why did I just see Ikemen Mametchi playing soccer

 

[It`s Teri]

Because you have nothing better to do.

Why do I have no life?

 

[bluegreen]

because of global warming, why is the tamagotchi awesome?

 

[It`s Teri]

Because pie.

Bunnies?

 

[bluegreen]

because apple juice tastes good, why is the world so messed up?

 

[It`s Teri]

Because I bugged Savy with anons on Tumblr a couple of days ago and she thought I was Zach.

What why?

 

[Cave Johnson]

Is it true that will crush all of your hopes and dreams?

 

[bluegreen]

the hamster dancing in my head says it's true, why is the hamster in my head dancing?

 

[..Night. Star]

Because he has caught the jitter bug. (ba bum tis)

Why do I always read these questions and answers in a certain flow?

 

[bluegreen]

because I drank orange juice, why can't penguins fly?

 

[It`s Teri]

because the grape is purple.

And the winner is...?

 

[bluegreen]

Mametchi of course! Who gets 2nd place?

 

[..Night. Star]

No one because grape juice looks like wine.

Why am I thirsty?

 

[It`s Teri]

Because wine is made from grapes.

But I made feijoa wine in Chemistry, how's that possible?

 

[Cave Johnson]

Dude, where's my car?

 

[It`s Teri]

How should I know!

Why is everyone (including me) changing their Tumblr urls today?

 

[The Ultimate Doomer]

Because

Why is

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