Ask a stupid queston! Get a stupid answer!

[porygonlord]

This topic was one of the biggest topics on the boards when I was first here. Anyway its rather simple, you ask a stupid question and get a stupid answer.

Teh Rulz

1. Acctually give an answer. I don't want spam replies like heufbgerufubv.

2. Make sure you put a question.

VERY SIMPLE.

For those of you failing to understand this so far, let me do a demo

Admin: Why did I make this site?

SPAMbot1: beacause dogs were eating your buiscuts!

Why is the sky blue?

MrSpamLord: Beacause it is the winter solstice.

Why is... Ect..

Geddit?

Why do Polar Bears like the cold?

 

[sarah8]

Because they live in Africa

Where is the sky?

 

[memetchi <3]

They eat insects.

Where does water come from?

 

[porygonlord]

From inside hats.

Do hats truely exist?

 

[SugaryGoesRAWR]

Justin Bieber Created Them

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why am I here?

 

[porygonlord]

Beacause you walked to 4 square.

Is the cuckoo in season?

 

[memetchi <3]

They got squashed by a car.

Where is air?

 

[SugaryGoesRAWR]

Burritos are food.

Why are lemons potatoes?

 

[porygonlord]

Beacuause they are cats.

Why is it so?

 

[It`s Teri]

Because you got CREAM PIED!

What do cream pies taste like?

 

[superstar_128]

Because I said so

why is there no such thing as the molecular structure of the universe?

 

[Ripcurl]

Because everyone knows that the universe is too big to be measured in molecules. xD

Why do drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?

 

[§pider°croft]

Because I'm taking daffodils to my unicorn

Why am I sitting here in a floral patterend living room?

 

[[RAWRAnalei]]

Because your zebra made you.

Why do i eat gummy bears?

 

[SugaryGoesRAWR]

Because Katy Perry is an alien

Why am I dressed in purple bananas?

 

[It`s Teri]

Because the apple aliens abducted you!

Why is the sky blue?

 

[superstar_128]

Because Captain Jack Sparrow is a pirate XD

why do you taste the rainbow when you eat skittles?

 

[LittleChocoWolf]

I dont taste the rainbow when I eat skittles I taste leprechauns.

why do tamagotchis poop?

 

[SugaryGoesRAWR]

Because Michael Jackson died ):

Why do tacos eat capricorns?

WATCH OUT ALL CAPRICORNS! TACOS ARE OUT TO GET YOU D|

 

[jasen221]

Because they want 2.

Why do people like Justin Beiber Beaver?