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Do you chat with the "Matchmaker" at Tamagotchi.com?

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This was a funny one
Me: HI!

MM: I dont know

Me: You dont know what hi means?

MM: Have you inquired of the Tamagotchi King?

Me: Are you high? o.o

MM: Yes, but only the Tmagotchi King knows for certain.

Me: So youre on drugs?

MM: Yes, but only the Tamagotchi knows for certain

Me: The Tamagotchi King sells drugs?

MM: Definitely

XDDDD
XD XD XD!!!!!!!!!!

 
Heh. Here's mine, M is for Me and MM is for Machmaker:

MM- Ask me a question.

M- I don't want to.

MM- Ask again.

M- Nah, rather not.

MM- I can't see that clearly now,

M- That's nice.

MM- I can't see that clearly now.

M- Excellent.

MM- I can't see that clearly now.

M- Well, you obviously can't see what I just said clearly now, eh? THAT'S NICE!

MM- I don't know.

M- Of course you don't.

MM- Yes, but only the Tamagotchi King knows for certain.

M- Yeah right, like you're supposed to know that?

MM- I don't know.

M- You've made that clear.

MM- Definetely.

M- Well, at least you know that. Congrats.

MM- I will need to ask the mimitchi for that answer.

M- No, no. There is no answer, I am congratulating you.

MM- Ask again.

M- Subject change. How is your life?

MM- I can't see that clearly now.

M- That's sad.

MM- Definetly.

M- Do you even have a life?

MM- I will need to ask the tamagotchi king for that answer.

M- That's sad.

MM- I can't see that clearly now.

M- So, are you the Jonebenet murderer?

MM- I will need to ask the tamagotchi king for that answer.

M- Ok. Good luck! Oh, and by the way, did you kill the pope?

MM- Definetely.

 
Heh. Here's mine, M is for Me and MM is for Machmaker:
MM- Ask me a question.

M- I don't want to.

MM- Ask again.

M- Nah, rather not.

MM- I can't see that clearly now,

M- That's nice.

MM- I can't see that clearly now.

M- Excellent.

MM- I can't see that clearly now.

M- Well, you obviously can't see what I just said clearly now, eh? THAT'S NICE!

MM- I don't know.

M- Of course you don't.

MM- Yes, but only the Tamagotchi King knows for certain.

M- Yeah right, like you're supposed to know that?

MM- I don't know.

M- You've made that clear.

MM- Definetely.

M- Well, at least you know that. Congrats.

MM- I will need to ask the mimitchi for that answer.

M- No, no. There is no answer, I am congratulating you.

MM- Ask again.

M- Subject change. How is your life?

MM- I can't see that clearly now.

M- That's sad.

MM- Definetly.

M- Do you even have a life?

MM- I will need to ask the tamagotchi king for that answer.

M- That's sad.

MM- I can't see that clearly now.

M- So, are you the Jonebenet murderer?

MM- I will need to ask the tamagotchi king for that answer.

M- Ok. Good luck! Oh, and by the way, did you kill the pope?

MM- Definetely.
XD XD XD XD XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~ Dolores ~

 
Me: Are you old?

Her: Definatly

Me: Like how old?

Her: I will need to ask mimitchi for that answer

Me: Why? Dont you know when your birthday is?

Her: I will need to ask mimitchi for that answer

Me: Wow, mimitchi needs to answer everything i need to know...

Her: Definatly

Me: What do you know?

Her: I can't see that clearly now

Me: Do you have a brain?

Her: I dont know

Me: Ok... you are old

Her: I will need to ask mimitchi for that answer

Me: I didn't need an answer

Her: I don't know

Me: I thought old people were supposed to be wise and intellagent(spelling)

Her: I will need to ask mimitchi for that answer

Me: Which college did you go to?

Her: I dont know

Me: That's so sad

Her: I dont know

Me: What is there to know?

Her: I cant see that clearly now

Me: There's nothing to see

Her: I will need to ask mimitchi for that answer

Me: ???

Her: Have you inquired of the tamagotchi king?

Me: Do I have to?

Her: Have you inquired of the tamagotchi king?

Me: Are you deaf?

Her: I will need to ask mimitchi for that answer

Me: You dont have to I'll tell you... CAN YOU HEAR ME?

Her: Ask again

Me: Naaah... Dont feel like it

Her: Have you inquired in the tamagotchi king?

Me: Dont get that started again

Her: I can't see that clearly now

Me: Good for you

Her: Ask again

Me: Ask?

Her: I will need to ask mimitchi for that answer

Me: Nice

Her: Definatley

LOL SO FUNNY I CRACKED UP!!!

[/u]~Creks~

 
me: Hey home fries, what's cook'n?

MM: I don't know

me: It's an expresion, genious. T.T

MM: Have you inquired the tamagotchi king?

me: Why?

MM: I can't see clearley.

me: Eww... did you just fart?

MM: Yes, but only the tamagotchi king knows that for certain.

me: o_O Let me ask you again... Did... You... just... fart?

MM: I don't know

me: Err...

MM: Hmm... I'll have to go and ask mimitchi.

me: you doorknob.... do you think I'm ugly?

MM: definitly

me: *really angry* :(

MM: No, because you forgot to turn the lights off when your tamagotchi was sleeping.

me: 1. v4 lights go off by them selves

2. I DIDN'T ASK ANYTHING!

MM: have you inquired the tamagotchi king?

me: *leaves*

MM: I don't know

 
Me: Are you old?Her: Definatly

Me: Like how old?

Her: I will need to ask mimitchi for that answer

Me: Why? Dont you know when your birthday is?

Her: I will need to ask mimitchi for that answer

Me: Wow, mimitchi needs to answer everything i need to know...

Her: Definatly

Me: What do you know?

Her: I can't see that clearly now

Me: Do you have a brain?

Her: I dont know

Me: Ok... you are old

Her: I will need to ask mimitchi for that answer

Me: I didn't need an answer

Her: I don't know

[/u]~Creks~
That was great!

I loved it!

:( P.s. all them are pretty good!

 
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M=me MM=matchmaker

M~ Can i have a dollar?

MM~Definately

M~When do i get it?

MM~Ask again

M~When do i get it?

MM~Ask again

M~Nevermind

MM~Definately

M~Ok you must be stupid

MM~I dont know

M~Yup, you are DEFINATELY stupid

MM~Definately

M~Ok, ive known some stupid people, but you go off the charts

MM~Definately

M~Ummmmm...

MM~Ask again

M~Dont wanna

MM~I will need to ask mimitchi for that answer

M~Drop the subject. Are you married?

MM~Have you inquired of the tamagotchi king?

M~What, are you married to him?

MM~I dont know

M~How can you not know who you are married to? Unless you have short term memory loss. Which you probably have.

MM~Ask again.

M~I didnt ask anything.

MM~Yes, but only the tamagotchi king knows for certain.

M~You are boring me to death.

MM~Definately

M~For once, you're right

MM~I dont know

M~Ya i think the air is getting thinner. You keep using it up for your nonsense jibber jabber.

MM~I cant see that clearly now.

M~Of course you cant. Your breath is probably fogging up your glasses.

MM~I cant see that clearly now.

M~I told you! It's your glasses! Do you even have glasses?

MM~I cant see that clearly now.

M~Are you deaf? Or blind?

MM~I dont know.

M~ Do you have a life? Apparently not

MM~Yes, but only the tamagotchi king knows for certain.

M~Of course he does.

MM~Ask again

M~I didnt ask anything

MM~I cant see that clearly now

M~BUT YOU DONT EVEN HAVE GLASSES TO FOG UP!!!!!

MM~Ask again

M~No

MM~I cant see that clearly now

M~Dont get the glasses thing started again

MM~I dont know

M~How can you not know? That reply doesnt even make sense to what i said

MM~Have you inquired of the tamagotchi king?

M~Will you quit with your husband? ooooh, im the tamagotchi king, and i love the big ol hag, otherwise known as the matchmaker!!!*in a sarcastic tone*

MM~Yes but only the tamagotchi king knows for certain

M~Aye, aye, aye. Old people are too much work.

MM~Definately

The matchmaker must either be mental, or just plain insane. ^_^

 
me: Hi, MM! Do you know when I'll get a Wii?

MM: I will need to ask Mimitchi for that answer.

me: ok..cool...can you tell me by tomorrow?

MM: I don't know.

me: uh... is TP the best game of all time, or what?

MM: Yes, but only the Tamagotchi King knows for certain.

Me: Do you even know the game TP?

MM: I can't see that clearly now.

me: um...TP stands for Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess, genious.

MM: I can't see that clearly now.

Me: Shut up.

MM: Have you inquired of the tamagotchi king?

me: no, I haven't. why?

MM: I can't see that clearly now.

me: Can you stop saying that same sentence?

MM: Ask again.

Me: Can... you... stop... saying... that... same... sentence?

MM: Have you inquired the Tamagotchi king?

Me: Are you gonna answer my first quetion or not?

MM: I will need to ask Mimitchi for that answer.

me: here we go again...

MM: definitly.

me: I'll get a Wii?

MM: I can't see that clearly now.

Me YOU SUCK!!!

MM: I can't see that clearly now.

me: stut up, you do suck!

MM: I don't know.

Me: just admit it

MM: I don't know

me: um....n00b?

MM: definitly

me: why didn't you say so? I'm outta here.

MM: ask again.

me: no

MM: ask again

me: you're broken

MM: I can't see that clearly now.

me: if you're not, then why are you stupid?

MM: I don't know.

me: Of course you don't. *leaves*

MM: I don't know

me: *already gone*

MM: Yes, but only the tamagotchi king knows for certain.

me: *comes back* He's watching me? ._. <.< >.>

MM: ask again

me: screw you

MM: definitely

me: ew!! I wasn't serious!

*computer's running slow*

Me: here's my chance to get away!

*page cannot be displayed*

me: YES!!! I'M FREE!!! *closes window*

 
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I'll try....

I'm in Bold,Matchmakers normal.

Hello *Wave*

I can't see that clearly now

??? Urm..I can tell.you know why?

I don't know

Fine i'll tell you then.

I don't know

I know you don't that why i'm telling you! '-.-

I don't know

Oh never mind.

Yes,But only the tamagotchi king knows for certain

D:< Oh shut up

Yes,But only the tamagotchi king knows for certain

Fine,change of subject

I don't know

V.V *Snore* Oh.Oh! *wakes up* You see that muffin your eating?

Definatly

Good.I dropped it on the floor! *evil laugh* MWA HAHAHA*Cough* HA!

I will need to ask mimitchi for that answer

WHy? Was it mimitchi's muffin?

Definatly

Omies! I'm telling mimitchi!

Definatly

? Shouldn't you be worried right about now?

Yes,But only the tamagotchi king knows for certain

Oh yeah! Him...Wasn't he telling us about the foggy afternoons we are going to be having?

I can't see that clearly now

Exactly,becuase it's foggy....right?

Definatly

I knew it!

Ask again

Huh...I didn't ask anything?

Ask again

You annoy me >=( Bye! *Closes window* *mIsses cross* Ah your haunting me!*

Definatly

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Closes window*

=)

-illusion-

 
Me~Hi! Want to be friends?

M~I can't see that clearly now.

Me~Oh come on! I'm great once you get to know me!

M~Ask again.

Me~Okay. Want to be friends?

M~I don't know.

Me~I'll just have to convince you then...THE HARD WAY!

M~I can't see that clearly now.

Me~AAAAGHH! YOU AGGRAVATE ME!!!

M~I will need to ask Mimitchi for that answer.

Me~ It wasn't a question, you old bag!

M~Definitely.

Me~NO IT WASN'T!!!!!!!!

M~Yes, but only the King knows for certain.

Me~I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE KING!!

M~I will need to ask Mimitchi for that answer.

Me~LOOK, I DON'T CARE ABOUT MIMITCHI OR THE KING!!!

M~Definitely.

Me~Glad you agree with me! Now, want to be enemies?

M~I don't know.

Me~You're just scared!!

M~I will need to ask Mimitchi for that answer.

Me~SHUT UP!!!!!! NOW, WANNA BE ENEMIES OR FRIENDS, YOUR CHOICE.

M~Yes, but only the Kind knows for certain.

Me~What?? You don't even have your own mind?That's just sad!

M~Definitely.

Me~So u admit your a sad old prune?

M~Definitely.

Me~HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

M~Definitely.

Me~So your laughing at yourself?

M~Definitely.

Me~HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

M~I will need to ask Mimitchi for that answer.

Me~What answer?

M~I don't know.

Me~I'M HANGING UP! GOODBYE.

M~Have you inquired of the tamagotchi king?

Me~WHAT??!! GOODBYE - I'M GOING! Are you even going to say bye to me?

M~Definitely.

Me~GO ON, THEN!!!

M~I don't know.

Me~ARGHHHH GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol! ;)

Hysterical! :)

 
yea i dont have a long one but once i said to the matchmaker.

" is nesteho fat"

answer: defnetly!!

 
Hi people! Just to refresh your memory: S=Me M=Matchmaker.

S: Hi! How old are you?

M: I will need to ask Mimitchi for that answer.

S: How come?

M: Have you inquired of the Tamagotchi king?

S: No..

M: Yes, but only the Tamagotchi king knows for certain.

S: Lets change the subject. Do you have a V.4?

M: Ask again

S: Do you have a V.4?

M: Yes, but only the Tamagotchi king knows for certain.

S: Can I have your V.4?

M: Definatly.

S: Aww, thanks! Where is it?

M: Ask again

S: Are you deaf?

M: Yes, but only the Tamagotchi king knows for certain

S: Did he steal your ears or something?

M: Definatly

S: That wasn't very nice of him.

M: I don't know..

S: OK, have you ever been to Russia?

M: I can't see that clearly now.

S: Oh, is your plane ticket smuged?

M: Ask again

S: No Ta.

M: I can't see that clearly now

S: Do you use a crystal ball?

M: Yes, but only the Tamagotchi king knows for certain

S: ?

M: Yes, but only the Tamagotchi king knows for certain

S: ?

M: Definatly

S: Bye ugly!

M: I will need to ask mimitchi for that answer.

Then I logged out.

 
Hehe I'm gonna have yet another. M = Matchmaker, A = Me

A = Ya ever heard of the TamaSuku?

M = Yes but only the King knows for certain.

A = What the hell does the TamaKing need your brain for?!

M = I can't see that clearly now.

A = And why the heck would he need your eyes too?!

M = Yes, but only the Tamagotchi King knows for certain.

A = You make no sense! Ugh, I'm leaving.

M = I don't know.

A = HA! You said you know everything.

M = Yes but only the King knows for certain.

A = Sayonara.

M = Have you inquired of the Tamagotchi King?

A = Why do I care?! *closes window*

 
ME:by any chance are u gonna fall of a cliff by accident

MM:Definatly

ME:COOL

MM:ill have to get mimitchi to answer that

ME:u want her to watch too ok

MM:ill have to get mimitchi to answer that

ME:eek:k

MM:Definatly

ME:shes coming, is she gonna commit suicide too

MM:i cant see that clearly now

ME:why not didnt u ask her

MM:ask again

ME:why dont u just stand on that ledge over there

MM:ask again

ME:step forward

MM:DIED DUE TOO LACK OF PATIONCE FROM GUMGUN AND GUMGUN EXITED

 
Me: Are you ugly?

Matchmaker: Yes, but only the tamagotchi king knows for certain

Me: Whos this king?

Matchmaker: I will have to ask mimitchi for that answer

Me: How am I suppose to ask the king if you dont even know who that is?

Matchmaker: Have you inquired the tamagotchi king?

Me: So you do know who the tamagotchi king is huh?

Matchmaker: Definitely.

Me: Liar!

Matchmaker: I cant see that clearly now.

Me: Oh, so your not admitting that your a liar are you?

Matchmaker: Yes, but only the tamagotchi king knows for certain

Its fun isn't it?

//-lWeride

 
I decided 2 add mine! (Every one else's wuz soooo funny!)

mm=matchmaker m=me

mm: ask me a question.

m: i'm not in the right mood. sry.

mm: yes, but only the Tamagotchi King knows for certin.

m:huh?

mm: i can't see that clearly now. (this made me laugh at the mm for 5 min)

m: so that explains it. well, i recommend contacts. i'll make ur bug-eyed eyes look purty:)

mm: yes, but only the Tamagotchi King knows for certin.

m: do you mean the tama king has CONTACTS?????

mm: definately.

m: kool.

mm: ask again.

m: u suck.

mm: definately.

m: u knew it all along didn't u? u r funny. hahaha

mm: i will need to ask the mimitchi for that answer.

m: r u ok? 'cause my dad is a doctor. maybe he will help u.

mm: definately.

m: forget it. u probably only have gp (gotchi points in case u don't know what i'm talking bout)

mm: ask again.

m: i want a million bucks. can u give me lots of $$$$$?

mm: definately.

m: thx!

mm: defineately.

m: (after some time) u lied. u didn't givve me $. meanie.

mm: ask again.

m: liar! i'm leaving. u r a liar. i bet the tama king knows THAAAT!

mm: definately.

m: good for u.

LOL!

 
Here. Ask her a Tamagotchi related question and then basically chat with her regarding what she says.
For example:

Me - Will UraTamas ever be for sale in the US?

Matchmaker - Yes, but only the Tamagotchi King knows for certain.

Me - Then how the heck do you know?

Matchmaker - I don't know.

Me - Then why'd you say you know?!

Matchmaker - I can't see that clearly now.

Me - OK, so will Entamas come to the US?

Matchmaker - I can't see that clearly now.

Me - Then take my glasses. *throws glasses at monitor*

Matchmaker - Definitely.

Me - Can I have my glasses back?

Matchmaker - Yes, but only the Tamagotchi king knows for certain.

Me - C'mon! You have to think for yourself for once, ya old bag!

Matchmaker - I don't know.

Me - Wow, you're really stupid!

Matchmaker - Definitely.

Me - LOL. I knew it, you ARE stupid.

Matchmaker - I will need to ask Mimitchi for that answer.

Me - DEE Dee dee!

Matchmaker - Ask again.

Me - DEE Dee dee!

Matchmaker - I can't see that clearly now.

Me - I'm outta here.

Matchmaker - I will need to ask Mimitchi for that answer.

Me - It means BYE BYE!

Matchmaker - I can't see that clearly now.

Heheh, so a funny conversation between me and the really stupid Matchmaker.

Anyone else wanna do it? If so, post your chat with it!

~ Dolores ~
OMG!! that was sooooo funny. My conversation was like sooooooo dull.

 
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