Chuck Norris jokes

[xXxSpiderbethxXx]

Pretty much you give Chuck Norris jokes, and rate the one above you.

i.e;

TTmember1: Chuck Norrris is the reason Waldo is hiding.

TTmember2: 9//10 Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking, The Rock is his personal chef.

Okay:

Some people where superman pajama pants. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

 

[.tee.hee...x]

10/10 heard it a daqy ago and it is awesome

Chuck Norris doesn't laugh at jokes. Chuck Norris makes the jokes laugh for him

 

[xXxSpiderbethxXx]

10//10 xD

When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.

 

[xxKarouxXxHikaruxx]

10//10

if you spell chuck norris in scarbble. you win . forever.

 

[xXxSpiderbethxXx]

9//10

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[Lady_Shay]

10/10

(^ I stole this from you) If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, he has more money than you.

 

[x/C.h.e.l.l.e-<3]

10/10

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

 

[Goggle-Face]

9/10

Chuck Norris can comprehend the true form of Giygas' attack.

 

[Epic.Fail]

10//10

Under Chuck norris' beard is not a chin, but another fist.

-shot- =D

 

[xXxSpiderbethxXx]

1o outta 1o!

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

eight/ten.

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

 

[x/C.h.e.l.l.e-<3]

7/10

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

 

[.tee.hee...x]

9/10

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. (This is actually one of his own faourites)

 

[K Time]

10/10

Did you hear about the accident at the candy store? Well Chuck Norris kicked "Ohenry" in the nuts.

(makes me laugh every time)

 

[Tamalove2]

9/10

Chuck Norris sneezed once. They called it Hurricane Katrina.

 

[.tee.hee...x]

8/10

Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

 

[Lady_Shay]

7/10

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

9/10.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.