Corrupt-a-wish foundation

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

You're as tall as a candle.

I wish I was dead.

 

[soundwave116]

your wish is granted you are now burning in hell horrible torture and un bearible pain is forever yours.

I wish I was pregnant with a human baby girl

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

It's dead.

I wish I was 168 cm tall.

 

[E l e c t r o]

You are but still, everyone grows to 180cm. 8D

I wish flood control never existed.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

Flood control never stops.

I wish it was raining.

 

[E l e c t r o]

But i rains non-stop. And you get flash floods etc

I wish I had more peanuts. ;-;

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

They're rotten.

I wish mum would stop telling me to read books.

 

[E l e c t r o]

Granted, but yer uncle starts tellin you to read porno. o:

I wish that I had a proper wish.

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

You wish to die.

I wish Snape was dead.

 

[Starfire.]

I die o:

I wish I didn't die.

 

[.:Charm:.]

You die...again!

I wish for a shiny blue pebble.

 

[RawryCakes.x]

The shiny blue pebble kills you.

I wish I had a lemon

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

The lemon eats you.

I wish I was warm.

 

[RawryCakes.x]

You overheat.

I wish for superpowers

 

[Rawr Rawr Dinosaur >:D]

Wish granted but they only work when you are asleep.

I wish for more wishes!

 

[x.P O K E R F A C E]

You have no wishes.

I wish for Justin Bieber.

 

[Starfire.]

I take him 8D.

I wish I had something better than a crappy red phone xD.

 

[RawryCakes.x]

Your new phone gets a virus and kills you.

I wish people would stop being annoying =\

 

[Rawr Rawr Dinosaur >:D]

People stop being annoying bbut no one talks to you anymore.

I wish for a pen that works.

 

[Rachel xDD]

The pen only works when someone else uses it. xDD

I wish I wasn't afraid of dogs!