Corrupt a wish

[Violetchilluvr3]

Granted, but then Landon ignores you forever.

I wish Hanukkah was here so I could have a Kindle.

 

[mochatchi34]

Granted, but you get a Nook instead.

I wish I wasn't bored.

 

[pikachuchu!]

Granted, but then you become bored by default

I wish I'm won't be out of love (xD)

 

[Violetchilluvr3]

Granted, but then your partner turns into one of those annoying people.

I wish I could lie here all day.

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but you're paralyzed.

 

I wish for some nuts

 

[Violetchilluvr3]

Granted, but they're covered in slugs.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

 

[Miss Nerdy]

( I RUV da swugs!)

Granted, bawt you beh da even moar wazy.

 

I wish foi da bomb

 

[Violetchilluvr3]

Granted, but it won't explode.

I wish I could go to Hogwarts.

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but that was the day Voldemort showed up and you're one of those people that dies

 

I wish foi sum FOOD

 

[Graycefox]

Granted then it makes you barf.

I wish to go t Syd's house!

 

[pikachuchu!]

Granted but he's moved out

I wish I can use my internet and it won't crash or freeze or anything of the sort

 

[Space Unicorn]

Granted, but then a car crashes into YOU AND you get frozen in a block of ice. >:3

I wish the printer wasn't messed up :<

 

[Violetchilluvr3]

Granted, but then it only prints in yellow.

I still wish I could go to Hogwarts. xD

 

[Miss Nerdy]

Granted, but now you're messed up.

 

I wish for a cat that will mess up my wall (I couldn't think of anything XD)

 

[Graycefox]

Granted but then it flies away.

I wish for a day off.

 

[kuromametchifan123]

Granted,but you have to open 700 letters with a bottle opener.(I couldn't think of anything )

I wish for a Nyan cat XD

 

[Space Unicorn]

Granted but it doesn't stop going "nyan" and it's super loud and you never get any sleep and it follows you everywhere.

 

[Miss Nerdy]

You didn't make a wish, so you get killed with a katana.

 

I wish for a bokken

 

[It`s Teri]

Granted, then it breaks.

I wish for a fortune cookie!

 

[Graycefox]

Granted but there are bugs inside.

I wish for a great day.