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Do you have any funny jokes? I know one: "Why did the man put oil on the mice?"

Answer: Because they sqeaked!!

 
I don't have any. Most of my jokes are inapporite
Oh of course they are Firery. XD

Ok then...Knock knock! Whos there? Uranus. Uranus who? Your Uranus is dirty!!

Yeah I don't know...

 
Um....Dun't Know.

How about...

A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"

God: "To me, it's about a minute."

The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"

God: "To me it's a penny."

The man: "God, may I have a penny?"

God: "Wait a minute."

 
here's one I made up, but it's a terrible pun XP

what do you call a hippo that rates a movie good, then rates it bad?

hippocritic XP

another one I made up XP

what's jelosy made of?

jello and vitamin c. jello-C XP

I made up another terrible pun, but I can't remember it XP

;)

 
CLAIM IT!!!!
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Oh. my. god.

xDD

 
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Q. What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree?

A. A billiard table.

Q. What's brown and sticky?

A. A stick.

Q. How do you know theres a 500 kilogram rabbit hiding under your bed?

A. Because your nose is touching the celing.

Q. What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A. Baby giraffes.

 
Why do birds fly south for winter?

because it's too far to walk

What's big and red and eats rock?

a big, red rock eater

my personal favorite:

How can you fit 4 elephants into a mini car?

two in the front, two in the back

@ Lara - that brown and sticky joke always makes me laugh :lol:

 
^ LOL I LAUGHED AT ALL OF THOSE!

Here is one that my friend and I made up when we were 9.

Q. Why did the boy cross the road?

A. Because he wanted to pee in the bushes.

Lol, we used to think it was so funny.

 
Here's one my cousin made up when she was about 9.

Why were there elephants in the street?

CAUSE THERE WAS A CIRCUS GOING ON!!!

We were all... o__o

 
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