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Today we were in this work-practise thing with my best friend. We had it yesterday also, and tomorrow, then it ends. So it's like three days when we go from school to work somewhere to get used to life in work.

Me and my best friend were in this little childrens daycare thing, that changes at noon to 1st graders daycare thing when they come there from school.

Me and my best friend were bored yesterday when the 1st graders came, so we thought we could draw something. Like always, I drew Pikachu, because I like them. All of a sudden we had started a Pokemon craze. o_o They think about nothing else now, and I have to draw for them everytime I see them!

So here's the funny thing: My friend asked one guy there if this (let's call him) Tom would come to daycare today. The guy was like "Tom? Hmm, I don't remember it right now, but I'm sure I have a Pokemon card about it!" We were bursting out laughing. What've we done? :D

 
I just emptied the dishwasher.

Mom: Now, Krystal, you know that the big glasses belong up here. -rearranges-

Dustin: -walks into room- Big glasses belong in the 70s.

Me: -crack up, fistbump-

 
I hate to double post, but this was so funny.

As most of you know, I was just on vacation. Me and my 11 year old cousin, Daniel, are so stupid when we're together. xDD So..

-in New York-

Me: Daniel! An ad for Prince of Persia! -squeals-

Daniel: -gasp- Go give him a kiss!

Me: Whaaa-- wait. Okay. -runs over and pets ad-

-later on the car ride home-

Dustin: Mom, I'm kidding. I'm serious.

Aunt Renee: -laughs- WH. WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

All: -dying with laughter-

It was a loong day. So long, that I can only remember two funny things. xD

 
This was when we were on the car trip to my Nana's place.

Me: A

Sis: B

Me: C

Sis: D

Me: E

Sis: F

Me: G

Sis: H

Me: I

Sis: J

Me: K

Sis: L

Me: M

Sis: N

Me: Yellow car

Both of us : -crack up laughing-

See, we do this thing where if we see a yellow car or a black number plate we say it and I happened to see a yellow car when I was supposed to say O.

 
So, yesterday I was at my friend's house...

Dylan (her brother, 18 years): *mumbles* I'm going to dad's

Me: What?! Ned? Who's Ned?

Savannah (friend): He said DAD!

Me: ohhh it sounded like Ned

*her other brother Logan (9 years) walks in*

Me: Dylan's going to see Ned

Logan: Who's Ned?

Me: His boyfriend

Logan: Boyfriend? *looks confused*

Me and Savannah: *cracks up*

Me: I'm kidding!!

Logan: I didn't know he had a boyfriend....

Me: HE DOESN'T!! *laughing very hard*

it was hilarious, he really believed me... XDD

 
Well I wasn't there but my friend told me this.

Friend: You've scarred Keeley's hand.

Jay: Oh really? -lifts up sleeve and points- This is from Keeley. -points- This is from Keeley. -points- This is from Keeley. -and on and on-

Ahaaa. :D

 
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Me and my cousin Daniel again:

Daniel: -listening to my iPod- Big Time Rush is cool.

Me: I know! They're so great, huh? 8D

Daniel: We should guest star on their show.

Me: Can I star as James' love interest?

Daniel: Yes! Now give me your cell phone, and I'll call Nickelodeon.

Earlier:

Daniel: -gives me a mood ring- I bought this for you at the beach!

Me: Ohh, cool! Whenever I use these things, they always say I'm in love...

Daniel: -laughs- Try it!

Me: -puts it on, stares at it, looks at the decoder thing- ...Green. Green is romance...

Daniel: D'aww, who're you in love with?

Me: Jam-- oh, you know!

Both: -cracking up-

:'D

 
Me and my friend were at the mall and we saw this kid from our school walking behind us. When we thought he had left, I started to say something about him. Then I turn around and realize he's still right behind us xD

 
I was laying on top of our car, and my brother (Dustin) was riding his bike around. He strolled by me.

Me: Howdy, dowdy.

Dustin: Howdy, dowdy! Wait.. did you just call me dowdy?

Me: Did you just call ME dowdy? ..What's dowdy?

Dustin: Really plain, boring, and unattractive.

Me: HOWDY DOWDY! 8D

Dustin: Thanks...

Then he disappeared for a few minutes and came back and I was all,

"Howdy."

Dustin: Hi, KRYSTAL. (Emphasis on my name)

Me: -laughs-

 
I was walking in Safeway with my dad and I accidentally bump into him and it like...shocks both of us really really badly.

then I realize that I have some sort of electrical circuit going through my finger, so I continuously poke my dad in the back

he is spazzing out in the middle of the store because I keep shocking him.

I think it was because of my hat or my slippers.

but after a while it stops working and he is VERY P.O.ed because i was doing that.

while we were walking out of the store some lady walks up behind us and is all like

"that was hilarious when you were shocking your dad. I could'nt breathe I was laughing so hard!"

that was one of the best days =]

 
Camp brought some very funny moments. Here is one I remember:

Daniel: Who puts raisins in biscuits?

Me: My mum!

Everyone else: Teri's mum!

Daniel: Oh, they're good!

 
At the pool lounge today, Courtney laid down on the pool table while taking her turn. And I'm all "COURTNEY THAT LOOKS SEXUAL!" So then she changes her position and says "Is this better?" And I laugh and I'm all "THAT'S EVEN WORSE!"

After I p`ssed of Anthony, he cornered me into the wall before walking away. So I turn to Courtney and said "...I think Anthony just invaded my vital regions!" And she responded "And occupied!"

This is why I love teaching my friends about Hetalia jokes.

I made up this game with the pool-balls, where you put them in the triangle thingy and you roll the balls to the person on the other side of the table. So while explaining the rules to Sasha, I said "Okay. Well, the person with the most amount of balls in their hole..." then I stopped for a moment before laughing and banging my head on the pool table. So I'm all "That's what... that's. what. she. said!" Oh, Sasha's expression was priceless.

 
I was rambling to my mom. My neck is sore, and I think it was because I was fangirling earlier. XD So this was the convo.

Me: My neck hurtss. -rubs- It must have been from faaaaaaaannnnghgjhhhhhhuhh.

Mom: ... owo

 
On the way to the dairy bar;

Me: "Hey, Chaser! Wait up!"

Sasha: -starts laughing-

Me: "What?"

Sasha: "YOU JUST CALLED COURTNEY CHASER!"

Me: "I did?!" -starts laughing-

Courtney: What? What's so funny?

Me: -looks at Chaser- "Who's a good girl, huh, Courtney?" -looks at Courtney- "Hi Chaser."

(Chaser is Courtney's dog)

While looking for Sasha;

Me: "COURTNEEEYYY!"

Courtney: "...I'm Courtney."

Me: "I mean SASSSHHAAA!"

 
After watching Ponyo, my sister and I watched the story board.

Me: Is that Ponyo?

Sharona: No, it's not.

Me: -joking- It is too Ponyo!

Sharona: Is not!

Me: -still joking- It is Ponyo!

and we kept on for a while.

 
[SIZE=8pt]I went over my friends house and she was playing Pokemon... she fell off her couch. Then she was yelling, "Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!" from the Life Alert adverts... xD[/SIZE]

 
I was on the bus on Thursday and I saw this boy from school through the window. I didn't even know his name but I waved and he waved back. The next day we were talking to eachother. It pretty much went "You're the person who waved at me yesterday, woowww, hi!"

On Friday my friend and I got on the bus, and we were talking to this guy from another school and I got into a debate with him about how my friend is more beautiful than him. xD

 
kso. Me and my cousin Casey were finishing each other's sentences. We'd each say a word and then continue the sentence. We had lots of caffeine too. xD So..

Her: We.

Me: Are.

Her: Oh my gosh, my friends and I do that all the time. We finish sentences. Lets try it!

Me: Okay!

"Time."

"Is."

"Now."

"For."

"You."

"To."

"Make out."

"With."

"Justin."

"..Bieber."

Both: XDDDD

Me: MY TURN.

"Time."

"Is."

"Now."

"For."

"Me."

"To."

"Make out."

"With."

"JUSTIN."

"...TIMBERLAAAAKEE!"

"...I HATE YOU."

xD

 
At netball practise, Tahlia had to pass the ball in.

Me: Tahlia, Tahlia, Tahlia!

Tahlia: What did you call me?!

Me: -laughing- I said Tahlia!

Tahlia: That's not my name!

 
Sitting on the back deck at camp-

Colton; -pointing to the woods- "Hey, what are they doing over there?"

Hanna; "Doing work or something. I don't know."

Colton; -staring off into the distance- "Birdiee~!"

Me; "That bird is named Gilbird."

Colton; "Gilbird~!"

Me and Hanna; "Short attention span, much?"

At the candy shop-

Christian; "HEY, CANDY!"

Danny; "TAKE ALL OF THE SKITTLES AND GOBSTOPPERS!"

Me; -cheesy smile-

Danny and Christian; -look at me like 'wtf'-

Free time [playing basketball]-

Martina; -to me and Hanna- "Aren't you guys going to play?"

Me and Hanna; "Nope."

Martina; "It's either you play or go inside the building an mop"

Me and Hanna; -stand up off the bench and head towards the building-

Me: "See you later, then!"

Chantelle and Peter; -laughing-

Martina; "I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS!"

 
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