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it was little einsteins the soundtrack!!!

a monkey in a spacesuit with the astronaut dead on the ground

 
Ummm... because they were out of breath!

A ballerina was dead backstage,and she was holding a pointe shoe with a broken fingernail....

 
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She was surprised to see the broken finger nail and her hand that was holding the pointy shoe went up in shock and went through her head. :lol:

A man is lying dead upside down in an outhouse toilet. The ground is muddy and the man's boots are spotless. There are six other men in the cabin. They are all alive but drunk. The mans pants are down and is mooning you. What happened? :angry:

 
Oh thats easy! I killed him for mooning my Beautiful face!

There's a robot...and its borken...theres a man lying on the ground, saying that he will get revenge on the robot, but hes not dead...the robot is...what happnd?

 
(Wrong! he was killed in the cabin by the drunks and carried to the outhouse and stuck in head first. Remember, the ground was muddy and his boots were spotless. He didnt walk there. )

 
no case

Jack is told to go get a pie. Jack brings some extra money to buy himself a pie and eat it before he goes home. So he goes and buys two pies. One is apple but the other one, he thinks, is boysenberry. The handwriting for the tag was too messy but he saw some of the word and took a guess as boysenberry. He walks down an alley to get home and decides to eat the pie there.

The next day his family goes looking for him. They send his brother out to go find him. The brother finds the two pies and Jack's hat. He doesn't return home.

The next day his family send his sister to go find them. The sister finds them and tells her family to come to the alley. What they find is the two pies, Jack's hat, and the brother's special shark tooth necklace, one of a kind.

What happened?

----------Wine_Dizzle

Writing Makes The World Go Round

 
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While Jack was walking to the alley to eat his pie, a passing man tripped him up by mistake and Jack fell, making his hat fall off his head and the pie out of his hand.His head hit a brick and and damaged his skull,he must of died from blood loss.So the man feeling guilty decided to take Jack away so nobody would no he was and nobody would think of him suspicious.So that's how his hat got there and pies got there.So his brother,he found the pies and feeling very hungry to decided to eat one,but since the pies had been laying there a long time they were really old and food tasted very bad so he when into a nearby wood to spit it out where nobody could see him spitting so they wouldn't think he was nasty.There,he saw a bear and began o run but he stopped at the spot where Jack ate.His necklace snagged a hook and brokeo off onto the ground by Jacks hat and the pie.the bear was looking for him.When he found him, he dragged him off to eat him in his cave.

I know genius.

here's mine: Officers found a lady dead lying down by a window in her house the window was broken and there was a rock beside the dead lady.

What happened?

 
While Jack was walking to the alley to eat his pie, a passing man tripped him up by mistake and Jack fell, making his hat fall off his head and the pie out of his hand.His head hit a brick and and damaged his skull,he must of died from blood loss.So the man feeling guilty decided to take Jack away so nobody would no he was and nobody would think of him suspicious.So that's how his hat got there and pies got there.So his brother,he found the pies and feeling very hungry to decided to eat one,but since the pies had been laying there a long time they were really old and food tasted very bad so he when into a nearby wood to spit it out where nobody could see him spitting so they wouldn't think he was nasty.There,he saw a bear and began o run but he stopped at the spot where Jack ate.His necklace snagged a hook and brokeo off onto the ground by Jacks hat and the pie.the bear was looking for him.When he found him, he dragged him off to eat him in his cave.
I know genius.

here's mine: Officers found a lady dead lying down by a window in her house  the window was broken and there was a rock beside the dead lady.

What happened?
XD sorry but no.

The answer was:

Jack had gone to the alley and was about to eat his boysenberry pie when it ate him! It didn't like the hat so didn't eat that. Then when his bro went in, the pie ate his bro too. It didn't like the necklace so it didn't eat that. WHen the sister went in she saw it and told the family to come. WHy didn't it eat the sister you might ask?

Because the tag didn't say "boysenberry". It said "boysareyummy" and jack didn't see the other sign saying "Beware: may eat young boys"

Ok some people hated the lady, threw rocks at her window, the glass was shattered and stabbed her.

Ummm ok so a singer was found dead on stage, his pants were down, showing his teddy bear underwear XD. His face was super red. There was a half a hot dog next to him. What happened?

----------Wine_Dizzle

Writing Makes The World Go Round

 
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Erm he ate the hotdog and his trousers fell off in front of everyone so he died of embarrassment.

Theres a really posh woman, a burgler with a purse and a knife and a hamburger and there's red stuff everywhere, what happened?

 
Another ketchup thing I guess.

Umm...there's two girls. One is very 'preppy' and the other is sort of emo. One day they decided to switch places. The preppy girl came home from school because she was bleeding the same happened with the emo girl. What happened. (Requires some thought.)

 
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