How fun/dumb is your reply?

[Tamagirl_Desy]

80%

*beat boxing* I know the muffin man, I know the muffin man.....I'm the only one that knows him, knows him, he lives on my street. Heey...hoo....Muffin man!!

I love you Shirina. GIRLLL PLEASE.

Old Mc WHAT? Old McDonald on a BUS! Old McDonald had a bus.....on dreary lane.

NOTE: These ideas are not mine. They belong to Joe Jonas, lol.

 

[porygonlord]

99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999%

hi 9809rguthsjfudbvm ,kogrmd iynv jirucmg iunhjvixrcn fohvcai jhdrbnrbwgiugchn g7uyjriu ghyunhougfbncshusmncgiudhcmjugsxhnucfhxnmuyismucgnxhgdjiuhnxmfhfvjygcnhgncufhgvybulfgnchgfknbhgjckzngdj hzgnknhgzcydsgngkiudgnyf khusxdhymubybngcd. OMG you cant undersand me im only speaking commen eglish.

mr tugboat:i ban you cos you are insane

mr taco:i ban you cos you are a tugboat

void:i ban you cos i eat u

mr taco:i ban u cos u dont have mr

lalalalalalalalalalallalal:wrong topic idiots

 

[Wine_Deer]

30%

CAUTION

My friend went to Safeway once, a week before she went to disneyland, and saw a random naked guy in the parking lot O_O

and did you know that 94% of guys like receiving flowers and 97% of guys think it's cute when girls say the wrong thing

 

[porygonlord]

12.34567890%

OMG it is time

mr mr:time for what

you fell for it

mr mr:noooooooo!

duck:quack

fin

 

[Wine_Deer]

like....9%

JOKE TIME

Ok so there is this guy who has three daughters. he is very protective of them. One night, they all have a date. The dad waits to answer the door so he can approve of the guy that his daughter is meeting. So the doorbell rings for the first time, and the dad answers the door.

Boy: Hi, my name is Eddy, I'm here to pick up Betty, we're gonna go eat some spaghetti. Is she ready?

The dad thinks he's OK and lets the girl go on her date. 5 minutes later, the doorbell rings again and the dad answers the door.

Boy: Hi, my name is Joe, I'm here to pick up Bo, we're gonna hit the show. Is she ready to go?

The dad thinks he's OK and lets the girl go on her date. 10 minutes later, the doorbell rings again and the dad answers the door.

Boy: Hi, my name is Chuck-

----------------SLAM!!!!-----------------

The dad slammed the door in his face.

This is kind of a joke for older kids, and it's an edited version because the other version is too innappropriate.

 

[porygonlord]

20%

muhahahahhahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah muhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahaahahhaahahahahhahaahha MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH. what?

this shows bvougt to u by frank the donkey

 

[Wine_Deer]

lol 70%

why was that funny?

idk

um.........there is a stopsign on my street, and when me and my friend were passing by we saw a sticky note. It said "Hombre means man..." and we were just CRACKING UP

it doesnt really sound funny when I tell you about it but it was hilarious when we saw it.

ALSO

I SAW A BLACK AND WHITE BUG ON THE STREET TODAY!!!!! IT WAS HUGE AND SCARY AND NASTY!!!!! It made me scream and jump to the side, and I crashed into my friend...

 

[porygonlord]

67%

me me me me memememememeem me me me me mememememememe haahaahahahahahahah hahahahahahhah 2 words yes it is doomed

 

[~Christail~]

52%

(taken from Super Retarded Dog on You Tube)

"Super Retarded Dog, can you do me a favour." "I don't see why not?" "Can you take this bucket of gasoline and dump it in the furnace." he holds the bucket out to SRD and it's silent for several seconds. "So....?" "What am I supposed to do with the bucket?" "Dump it in the furnace!" "Gee, why didn't you say so!!"

xx Chrissy

 

[porygonlord]

100%

hah do you now what i wanted to raye it. dont ask. nooooooooooooo you asked. your doomed. 98.6943609846767896759869037690843606093896397473772684783941787913487164896734-98653-4178348-9653-9861-9787941857116871595686-7825376675852686878658678966856943609846767896759869037690843606093896397473772684783941787913487164896734-98653-4178348-9653-9861-9787941857116871595686-7825376675852686878658678966856943609846767896759869037690843606093896397473772684783941787913487164896734-98653-4178348-9653-9861-9787941857116871595686-782537667585268687865867896685% well i did warn u

 

[tamagotchi_pal]

0/10 just confusimg

 

Do you know the Muffin Lady whose married to the muffin man.. who doesn't live on drury lane?

 

[~Christail~]

50%

Teacher: I know you copied Suzie's test

Student: How?

Teacher: Where Suzie said, "i don't know" on the test, you put "I don't know, either"

xx chrissy

 

[porygonlord]

40%

kowala. kowala. [SIZE=21pt]OMG A WORM CATCH IT NOW[/SIZE]. [SIZE=8pt]why? .[/SIZE] [SIZE=21pt]GET ME THE WORM NOWWWWWWWWWWW[/SIZE]

 

[kk445]

10%

DO U LIKE WAFFLES YEA WE LIKE WFFLES >D

[Friend came up with it]

 

[Ghu]

20%

a boobie was walking down a walter and saw a banana eeting a pere woOWOWOow hi!

 

[tamagotchi_pal]

0/10

 

weird.

 

[porygonlord]

0%

muhahaha soon my evil chese ray will deystroy the suprermarket forcing people to buy from evilmart. i'll be rich muhaha.

 

[~Christail~]

100%

I buy all of my stuff at the 50 cents store, look how rich I am??

xx Chrissy

 

[porygonlord]

78%

napkin squirel is helping to clean. napkin squirel loves watching the mop. napkin squirel loves watching the vaum cleane. but napkin squirel hates cleaning the toilet

 

[clear w lava purple pink]

10%

ummmmm....ummmmmm.....MOO!