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8/10 lol

Me: ok put that here *bang* ow! um... move that there *zap* ow!

friend: wat are u doing

Me: well at first i wanted a piece of chocolate so i went to the fridge, but it wouldn't open, so i zapped it with my zappy gun, then it broke... so while i was trying to fix it i got a urge to rule the world, so i tried to make a dooms day device, buuuuuttttt..... that didn't work out! so now im playing with my fishing but i have to take it out every couple of seconds because i don't want it to drown... ^^

Friend: ooooooooooookkkkkkkkk...can i join

darth vader: Luke i am ur father

Me and friend: O_O

 
10/10 XD

PREPARE TO FALL TO MY UTTERLY POINTLESS STATEMENT > :D

 
13% ooookkkkkk

Luke, i am you mother.NOW GET BACK TO YOUR ROOM OR SO HELP ME, I WILL MAKE U MAKE MEH A SAMICH.GET IT YOUNG MAN???

um, ok. first, im not your son lady. second, imma girl, third, i don't live here. and forth,...

HOW CAN U MISTAKE UR SON FOR A PREGNANT WOMAN?? i mean, mam, im pregnanat, and i have 17 children. this will b my 18th. wanna hear their names?

sure. w/e.

alright. here they are:

-baby1

 
30%

Spider Llama, Spider Llama, dhes whatever a Spider Llama does! Can he swing from a web? Of course he can, he's a llama! LOOK OUT! He is Spider Llama!

 
30%

Andy The Bomb: What the does that make me?

Caboose: You're the good looking and stealthy archer.

Andy The Bomb: A bow and arrow? I don't have any arms, you freakin' moron!

Caboose: That is what makes you so stealthy.

 
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10/10 xD

Me: now where did i put that... oh there it is!

Friend: OMG wat is dat

Me: oh this it's just...

darth vader: luke i am ur father

Me and friend: FOR THE LAST TIME NO YOUR NOT!

darth vader: then wat am i ur mother

Luke: my father is my mother??? O_O

Me: hmmm.... that could work!

Friend: Jess were you dropped on the head when you were a baby?

Me: i don't think so, wait how am i suppose to know!? I WAS A BABY!

Friend: oh for the love of... *walks away*

 
um...*crickets chirping* 60%!

Random Person on the Street: Excuse me sir, would you like to buy a-

Me: PROVE IT!!!! And I'm a GIRL!!!!! :D :( :angry: :angry:

 
100% correct

Whenever i swallow a bannana i tickles my throat.

M@metchi

 
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